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19 Things You'll Only Get If You're Totally Uncool

What's cooler than being cool? Uncool.

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1. You don't really understand fashion and you'd much rather be comfortable than trendy.

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2. You're not really part of a scene — especially when it comes to music.

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3. So you're always behind on the latest tunes.

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4. In fact, you still listen to songs from the '90s and early '00s.

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5. Your sense of rhythm, well...you don't have any.

6. You have zero time for hipster joints or trendy pop-ups.

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7. Especially if it means queuing for hours or having to make reservations months in advance.

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8. Because you're not fussed about trying trendy places, you're completely happy just chilling in the comfort of your own home.

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9. You try to use social media but you don't really get it.

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10. Especially when it comes to hashbrowns.

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11. You're always years behind everyone else when it comes to popular trends.

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12. So people always try to get you in on the action early because they know what you're like.

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13. You spend a lot of time being confused by everyone else.

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14. And you've been made to feel embarrassed about the things you actually like.

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15. Which means at some point you've definitely told some porkies.

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16. If someone tells you to act cool, you instinctively do the opposite.

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17. And whenever you try to do a wink, a subtle nod or just a simple thumbs up, it always comes out weird.

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18. Even though you're not exactly old, your "uncool" status makes you seem older than your years.

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19. But you're totally cool with that, just like you're totally cool being uncool.

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