1.
You don't really understand fashion and you'd much rather be comfortable than trendy.
2.
You're not really part of a scene — especially when it comes to music.
3.
So you're always behind on the latest tunes.
4.
In fact, you still listen to songs from the '90s and early '00s.
5.
Your sense of rhythm, well...you don't have any.
6.
You have zero time for hipster joints or trendy pop-ups.
7.
Especially if it means queuing for hours or having to make reservations months in advance.
8.
Because you're not fussed about trying trendy places, you're completely happy just chilling in the comfort of your own home.
9.
You try to use social media but you don't really get it.
10.
Especially when it comes to hashbrowns.
11.
You're always years behind everyone else when it comes to popular trends.
12.
So people always try to get you in on the action early because they know what you're like.
13.
You spend a lot of time being confused by everyone else.
14.
And you've been made to feel embarrassed about the things you actually like.
15.
Which means at some point you've definitely told some porkies.
16.
If someone tells you to act cool, you instinctively do the opposite.
17.
And whenever you try to do a wink, a subtle nod or just a simple thumbs up, it always comes out weird.
18.
Even though you're not exactly old, your "uncool" status makes you seem older than your years.
19.
But you're totally cool with that, just like you're totally cool being uncool.
