1. Watching Love Island takes priority over everything else.
2. And so every time you watch a preview of the next episode you just don't know what to do with yourself.
How's love island gonna do that to me and say its tomorrow , how am I meant to go about my day until 9pm
3. However if there isn't a preview, you feel completely betrayed.
4. Despite it being quite the commitment, you actually wish it aired on Saturdays.
5. You're genuinely shocked when someone says they haven't been watching the show.
6. And you'll make it your personal mission to make sure they start.
7. You're always on hand to give a comprehensive analysis of any episode.
8. And when Malin returned it was all you could talk about for days.
9. You always need to know if your fellow Love Island addicts are up to date because oh my god you need to talk about it.
10. If you go on holiday you start feeling stressed about how much you'll miss and will have to catch up on.
11. Because even though it's on daily and things change all of the time, you still don't want any spoilers.
12. You have no qualms about telling people to shut up if they talk during the show.
When someone's tries to talk over Love Island...
13. And you've exiled anyone that's dared to try and change the channel.
14. You love stalking the islanders' social media to keep up to date with what's going on outside the villa.
15. And you've even adopted their vocabulary.
"You've mugged me off" "You're so muggy" "I hate you, you mug" "You're a mug" "MUG" "Muggy" "Muggle" "Muggymugmug" ☕️. #LoveIsland
16. Whenever you settle down to watch Love Island, you have to set the mood.
#loveisland #cuppa #candles
17. And you've fantasised many times about entering the villa and stealing away your favourite islander.
18. You chat so much about the islanders that they've genuinely become part of your life.
19. So you're not sure what you're going to do once it's all over.
Realising that after tomorrow you actually need to get a life because @LoveIsland will be over... #LoveIsland
Watch TOWIE probably.