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You're known for having a very special way of describing things.
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And you love talking about your bowel movements at every opportunity.
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Often in fairly graphic detail.
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Sometimes when you're talking animatedly about something gross, you forget that some people are much more squeamish than you are.
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So you find yourself apologising for what comes out of your mouth...a lot.
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People have accused you of not being very "ladylike".
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But you know that being gross and talking about it couldn't be more ladylike tbh.
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You find popping a giant spot satisfying.
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Even if it's on someone else.
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And you'll happily talk about your period...including your flow.
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You basically take pride in your bodily functions.
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And anything to do with your body is art.
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Besides, you know your grossness has its uses.
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And it can actually be pretty damn fun.
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Things other people find disgusting you find quite satisfying.
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And you love hearing gross stories no matter what the situation.
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So finding someone who's equally gross as you is like a gift from heaven.
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Because if you couldn't talk about gross shit, you wouldn't be being your true self.
