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18 Things You'll Only Get If You're A Gross Girl Who Gives Zero Fucks

Talking about your bodily functions is your favourite thing to do.

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1. You're known for having a very special way of describing things.

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2. And you love talking about your bowel movements at every opportunity.

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3. Often in fairly graphic detail.

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4. Sometimes when you're talking animatedly about something gross, you forget that some people are much more squeamish than you are.


5. So you find yourself apologising for what comes out of your mouth...a lot.


6. People have accused you of not being very "ladylike".


7. But you know that being gross and talking about it couldn't be more ladylike tbh.


8. You find popping a giant spot satisfying.

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9. Even if it's on someone else.

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10. And you'll happily talk about your period...including your flow.

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11. You basically take pride in your bodily functions.

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12. And anything to do with your body is art.

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13. Besides, you know your grossness has its uses.

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14. And it can actually be pretty damn fun.

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15. Things other people find disgusting you find quite satisfying.

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16. And you love hearing gross stories no matter what the situation.

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17. So finding someone who's equally gross as you is like a gift from heaven.

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18. Because if you couldn't talk about gross shit, you wouldn't be being your true self.