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18 Things You'll Only Get If You're A Gross Girl Who Gives Zero Fucks

Talking about your bodily functions is your favourite thing to do.

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1. You're known for having a very special way of describing things.

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2. And you love talking about your bowel movements at every opportunity.

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3. Often in fairly graphic detail.

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4. Sometimes when you're talking animatedly about something gross, you forget that some people are much more squeamish than you are.

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5. So you find yourself apologising for what comes out of your mouth...a lot.

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6. People have accused you of not being very "ladylike".

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7. But you know that being gross and talking about it couldn't be more ladylike tbh.

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8. You find popping a giant spot satisfying.

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9. Even if it's on someone else.

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10. And you'll happily talk about your period...including your flow.

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11. You basically take pride in your bodily functions.

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12. And anything to do with your body is art.

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13. Besides, you know your grossness has its uses.

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14. And it can actually be pretty damn fun.

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15. Things other people find disgusting you find quite satisfying.

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16. And you love hearing gross stories no matter what the situation.

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17. So finding someone who's equally gross as you is like a gift from heaven.

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18. Because if you couldn't talk about gross shit, you wouldn't be being your true self.

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