1. Going to see a movie makes you nervous because you know you'll probably need to pee during the film.
2. For this reason you'll try to sit near the closest exit, just so you don't have to do the embarrassing "I'm so sorry" dance as you squeeze past every person in your aisle.
3. Flying also freaks you out, especially if you're in a window seat or stuck between two people.
4. Just a sip of water can trigger your need to pee.
5. So trying to drink the recommended daily amount of water is a huge pain in the ass.
6. But also even just thinking about peeing makes you feel like you need to go.
7. However, because you pee so often, you never forget to go after sex.
8. And you get comfortable pretty quickly with peeing in front of others.
9. Peeing in the shower is no big deal for you, in fact, it's a daily ritual.
10. People are always complaining about your lack of bladder control.
11. But you're never afraid to threaten anyone if they tell you to "just hold it in."
12. Because you've peed in some less than ideal places, so your threats aren't exactly empty.
13. Nothing frustrates you more than having to wait for an occupied toilet, especially when the person seems to be taking an absurd amount of time.
14. Because as a frequent pee-er, you've mastered the art of the quick pee.
15. You've become accustomed to begging store owners if you can use their bathroom.
16. And you've spent countless amounts of money on public bathrooms and random café items because you needed to pee while travelling.
17. Your bladder always seems to find the most inconvenient time to tell you that it's full.
18. But you'd rather just get up and go than torture yourself.
19. Sometimes though, you have no choice but to try and resist the urge, which usually means you end up in one of these "I need to pee so bad" positions.
20. Because of this, you've seriously considered buying certain products to make your life just a little more convenient.
21. But when you finally do go after holding it in for ages, it feels almost orgasmic.
