19 Things You Only People Who Eat Constantly Know To Be True
"I'll stop eating now or it'll send me over the edge" — you, literally never.
Food is basically the centre of your universe.
Which means you always end up pregnant...with a food baby.
Which is why staying at home is always a wise choice.
But if anyone expects you to get up or do anything, you're like:
Because with a food baby, comes a food coma.
You're never alone during pregnancy, your friends all have food babies too.
Eating constantly always seems like such a good idea at the time.
But then when you're lying down in pain, you realise it's probably the worst.
Because you'd rather overeat than turn down an opportunity to experience something glorious.
When you're practically bursting at the waist, people are always making those "are you expecting" comments.
So you've learned to come more adequately prepared.
Although sometimes you're so full you get the sweats and just HAVE to take off all of your clothes.
But nothing, nothing can give you the relief like finally giving birth.
And then within no time at all, you're ready to do it all again.
Because it's an endless cycle, but it's the best endless cycle.
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