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19 Texts Every British Asian Has Received From Their Parents

"I got 92% on my exam!" "Is that good."

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1. When their plans are automatically your plans. / Remee Patel

2. When you're going on holiday: / Remee Patel

3. When your mum is trying to be subtle about her matchmaking: / Remee Patel

4. And when she isn't subtle at all: / Remee Patel

5. When they run out of the essentials: / Remee Patel

6. When it's exam time: / Remee Patel

7. And when you finally get your results. / Jasmin Nahar

8. When they need a really important favour: / Remee Patel

9. When you're letting them know you'll be home late: / Remee Patel

10. When you just didn't fancy aloo gobi that day: / Jasmin Nahar

11. When it's Sunday. Morning. / Remee Patel

12. And when they blatantly lie about the time: / Jasmin Nahar

13. When they really hope you'll see sense about the whole law school thing: / Jasmin Nahar

14. When they don't understand the job you've had for five years: / Remee Patel

15. When you consider moving out: / Jasmin Nahar

16. When they go to visit the family back home: / Jasmin Nahar

17. When they brag about your cousins: / Jasmin Nahar

18. When you get good news but nobody must know: / Jasmin Nahar

19. When you've pissed them off so they start rhyming: / Jasmin Nahar