1. Your boobs reaching peak nightmare.
2. And your hair suddenly having a mind of its own.
3. Having to expend so much energy sorting this mess out:
4. Confronting your crusty feet that have been living in hibernation.
5. Your favourite makeup melting in your purse.
6. And off your face.
7. Having to resist rubbing your dry, itchy eyes all day because you'll smudge your mascara.
8. Dealing with very complicated bras and bra straps in order to wear cute, summery clothes.
9. And then having those same summery clothes give you tan lines like this:
#neverforget how bad my tan lines were this time last year
10. Coming home with skanky feet because of your flip-flops.
11. And eventually losing one to an incident like this:
12. Shaving practically every other day.
13. And yet never achieving smoothness.
14. Wearing a nice, cool summer dress but having your thighs chafe.
15. So wearing shorts, but then having to constantly keep pulling them down.
16. Sitting on anything and leaving your sweat stains behind.
17. So having to be extra paranoid about being on your period.
18. Shopping for a bikini or swimsuit and not feeling comfortable in any of them.
How I feel when I try on bathing suits...
19. And then having the one you buy betray you anyway.
