Buzz·Posted on 2 Sept 201618 Tweets That Are Funny Because They Are Fucking Relatable"Putting your iPod on shuffle in front of your friends is like playing Russian roulette with their respect for you."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. beth loves cake, so @bourgeoisalien The best thing about working out and eating well is knowing that eventually I'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore 02:22 PM - 01 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ari Scott @ariscott [discovers something online] Wow, amazing!!! [two minutes later, seeing someone else discover same thing] yeah, no shit 12:05 AM - 23 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Leah Tiscione @LeahTiscione Mentioning your best friend in front of regular friends lets them feel the sting of inadequacy they deserve! 03:14 AM - 14 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Frigged up Shark @AbrasiveGhost ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah?? Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me 05:49 PM - 16 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. weedchainsaw @tuckonthis when someone is looking for something i help by saying "it's gotta be around here somewhere" 03:13 PM - 21 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sir Michael @Michael1979 My one weakness? Probably my unshakable belief that, despite a total lack of training, I'll be able to do karate if I'm ever in a fight. 07:14 PM - 13 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Holly Anne @HollyMemphis If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be? 02:16 PM - 18 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Steve Suckington @SteveSuckington Autocorrect saved my job again 08:44 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lane Moore @hellolanemoore *drinks 1 bottle of water* man i am so good at taking care of myself i mean wow 07:13 PM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Amanda Hugnkiss @caliluvgirl77 1985: you will literally go blind if you are too close to the tv screen 2016: PUT EVERYTHING YOU DO ON A SCREEN REAL CLOSE TO YOUR FACE 01:06 PM - 04 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Holly Anne @HollyMemphis Putting your iPod on shuffle around your friends is like playing Russian roulette with their respect for you. 12:06 AM - 23 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. NoUCantBangMe @MelissaJoy33 Who the fuck is this asshole? Me- every time someone drives down my street. 04:37 PM - 13 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Hippo @InternetHippo Before I buy anything I check my bank account like “Ah…uh huh, I definitely can’t afford this” and then I buy it anyway 01:53 PM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Creed @novicefather 1995: [at blockbuster] yes, please call me when the movie I want is returned 2016: [netflix won't load] I've never endured such suffering 05:01 PM - 08 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Brandon @UNTRESOR I don't know why I'm anxious. I just constantly stare at a device that beams nightmares into my eyes. 11:14 PM - 12 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. batkaren @batkaren KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week 02:43 AM - 17 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. tara shoe @tarashoe i'm great!! i'm good i'm doing good hahaha. i mean "well" haha! haha i'm doing well, not good! haha i'm not doing good! im not doing so good 06:36 AM - 02 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite