1. The "Please Pick Me To Be A Helper Look How Good I'm Pretending To Be" Face.
2. The "Sit By Yourself On The Carpet Because You're On Your Second Warning" Face.
3. The "Calling The Teacher 'Mum' By Accident" Face.
4. The "Teacher Is Making Me Say Sorry But I Don't Actually Mean It" Face.
5. The "I'm Going To Threaten To Tell On You And Then Actually Ask To Go To The Toilet" Face.
6. The "I've Just Got A Splinter Now I'm Worried I Might Die" Face.
7. The "I'm The Mum, He's the Dad, You Can Be The Dog." Face.
8. The "If You've Forgotten Your P.E Kit Then You Have To Do It In Your Vest And Pants" Face.
9. The "It's Non-Uniform Day And I Totally Forgot About It" Face.
10. The "I've Got A Carrot When Everyone Else Has A Frube" Face.
11. The "I Don't Want You To Play So I'm Just Going To Say It's Not My Game" Face.
12. The "Someone Is Hogging The Only Red Pencil And I Really Need To Draw A Heart On My Masterpiece" Face.
13. The "My Favourite Felt Tip Pen Has Just Dried Out And I Can't Use It" Face.
14. The "My Death In Wink Murder Was Spectacular And You All Fucking Know It" Face.
15. The "Best Friend Is Holding Someone Else's Hand On The Way To Assembly" Face.
16. The "Teacher Didn't Pick Me To Read Out Loud Again Even Though I'm So Much Better Than Everyone Else" Face.
17. The "I've Just Been Caught In Kiss Chase And Now I Have Lurgies" Face.
18. The "I Know Someone In Year 6 So Don't Fuck Me With Me" Face.
19. The "About To Be Picked For Rounders And I Really Don't Want To Be Last" Face.
20. The "I've Just Been Put In The Time Out Box And Now I Have Everyone Asking Why I'm Not Playing" Face.
21. The "You're Not My Friend Anymore" Face.
22. The "Shit I Need To Find A Partner For The School Trip Or I Have To Hold The Teacher's Hand" Face.
23. The "It's 4pm And My Mum Still Hasn't Picked Me Up From School Has She Forgotten My Existence" Face.
24. The "Getting Partnered With That One Kid Instead Of Your Best Friend" Face.
