Tried every spice level.Tried wing roulette.Gone straight to the till without even needing to see a menu.Yelled at someone who's said "Nando's is just chicken".Tried a Nando's hack, e.g using garlic bread as a burger bun.Been on a date to Nando's.Celebrated a special occasion in Nando's.Tried the custard natas.Actually ordered the olives when the person at the till suggested them.Been the person that goes and gets everyone's refills.Eaten in more than 10 different Nando's.Been to Nando's twice in one day.Been for breakfast at the Nando's in Gatwick.Ordered Nando's on Deliveroo.Ordered Nando's to take away.Been to a Nando's in another country.Tried the chicken livers.Tried the prego steak roll.Tried something that wasn't chicken.Brought every sauce to your table, even if you didn't use them all.Bought the sauces from the supermarket.Tried the perinaise.Tried the peri-salted chips.Kept one of those mini bottles of peri oil you get with the hummus because "they're cute".Referred to Nando's as "cheeky".Or "Nandy's".Gone to Nando's with your work colleagues.Drunk alcohol at Nando's...before a night out.Tried mixing two soft drinks together, e.g. Fanta and Coke.Gone for double carbs as your sides.Eaten a whole chicken.Been genuinely excited when someone suggested going to Nando's.Been jealous of all the famous people who have the mysterious "black card".
If You've Done 25/33 Of These Things You Bloody Love Nando's
You're not that fussed about Nando's! You've probably been a few times, or, if you do go often you stick to a very tight program. Maybe there's only a couple of things you like, or maybe you've just been dragged along by one of your more enthusiastic mates!
You like Nando's but you're not completely obsessed with it! You love going for lunch with your work colleagues and you switch things up every now and then and try something new off the menu. You think the food is pretty tasty, but you're not quite ready to call it "Nandy's" just yet...
You're a true Nando's fan! You bloody love yourself a cheeky Nandy's and you've been more times than you can count! You always know what you want as soon as you arrive but you do try out other things on the menu sometimes. You just know that everything is tasty!