Buzz·Posted on 6 Aug 201519 Fucking Things Only Women Who Love Swearing Will UnderstandWe say whatever the fuck we want.by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Swearing isn't really much of choice for you, it just comes so fucking naturally. 2. And yet people just seem to get this impression that you're aggressive. 3. Because apparently swearing isn't very ladylike. View this photo on Instagram 4. But just because you say "fuck...shit...bollocks" every five minutes doesn't mean you're not a classy woman. View this photo on Instagram 5. You're ladylike AS FUCK, actually. View this photo on Instagram 6. Swearing is just how you like to express yourself, for fuck's sake. 7. But people often look at you like they're completely fucking disgusted. 8. Sometimes you will genuinely try to tone it down, because kids and shit. View this photo on Instagram 9. But your "alternatives" aren't really alternatives at all. 10. It's OK though, because you'll totally be the coolest auntie ever. View this photo on Instagram 11. And you can liven up anything with your colourful use of the English language. View this photo on Instagram 12. If people think your swearing is bad, they should see you once you've had a few. View this photo on Instagram 13. And when you're nervous or anxious your vocabulary becomes quite limited. 14. So dating can be a little awkward. 15. But then again, if they can't handle it, they can fuck the fuck off. View this photo on Instagram 16. People have tried to enforce swear jars, but you think it's complete bullshit. View this photo on Instagram 17. Even your phone tries to censor you. View this photo on Instagram 18. But it shouldn't have to be that way – you should be proud. View this photo on Instagram 19. Because you're a grown-ass woman who can swear as much as she fucking wants, however she wants. View this photo on Instagram So fuck the haters. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF