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21 Fucking Funny Tweets About Food That Will Make You Say "Same"

"McDonald's employee: Have a good night. Me: I love you too."

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The fire alarm's gone off at Westfield Stratford and these girls have walked out of Nando's with their plates. Prio… https://t.co/FRiB6nVoQg

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Just saw a baby eating a crossiant and for a second I was so jealous I could SHAKE WITH RAGE and then I remembered I am 31 and can buy one

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Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful

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When you take her to a nice restaurant for valentines day but she used to orange fanta, pizza and hot wings.

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COP: any reason you were swerving back there? ME: I dropped a curly fry on the floor COP: and you had to- ME: I had to get it

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I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday.

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I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE & FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO- "Here's your McFlurry, sir. Sorry for the wait" OH THAnk you

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[Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] "I've counted these fries."

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a girl at this yoga studio just took a cupcake out of her locker took a bite of it and put it back in

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I ate fun dip with my fingers last night and I'm stained and Grammys are tomorrow. I've tried everything please help

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listen. i fuckin--look at me--i fu--LOOK AT ME IN MY EYES--i fucking love coconut

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[drive thru] McDonald's employee: Have a good night me: I love you too

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Someone left his phone at my friend's work.

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*walks up to microphone during wedding reception* *taps on mic; everyone smiles* "Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please"

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ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you’re not going to share ME: I am not going to share

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Parmesan Sir? "Yes please" Say when. *Grates Parmesan* Sir? "..." *Grates fingers* SIR? "..." *Grates entire hand* Please...I have a family.

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[spills whole tub of salsa on cat] Oh dang [grabs chip] Hold still [cat starts running away] I SAID HOLD STILL

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When Dominos said they'd be 45 minutes but it's been 50.

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