Food·Posted on 22 Feb 201721 Fucking Funny Tweets About Food That Will Make You Say "Same""McDonald's employee: Have a good night. Me: I love you too."by by Remee PatelBuzzFeed Staff, by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Louis Jambon @hitoopee The fire alarm's gone off at Westfield Stratford and these girls have walked out of Nando's with their plates. Prio… https://t.co/FRiB6nVoQg 07:36 PM - 17 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Matt Lees ➡️️GDC @Jam_sponge Just saw a baby eating a crossiant and for a second I was so jealous I could SHAKE WITH RAGE and then I remembered I am 31 and can buy one 09:21 AM - 26 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Emily Battista @embattista Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful 12:39 AM - 06 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Mr. Roundtable @dj_rocklee When you take her to a nice restaurant for valentines day but she used to orange fanta, pizza and hot wings. 02:22 AM - 08 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. dream ghoul @TheDreamGhoul COP: any reason you were swerving back there? ME: I dropped a curly fry on the floor COP: and you had to- ME: I had to get it 10:52 PM - 19 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. jj hartinger @jjhartinger I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday. 03:52 PM - 10 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE & FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO- "Here's your McFlurry, sir. Sorry for the wait" OH THAnk you 10:31 PM - 03 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. alien @trillowpet I stay strapped 06:59 PM - 08 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Spanky McDutcherson @thatdutchperson [Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] "I've counted these fries." 07:07 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. pascalle @frenchielaboozi a girl at this yoga studio just took a cupcake out of her locker took a bite of it and put it back in 05:35 PM - 26 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. christine teigen @chrissyteigen I ate fun dip with my fingers last night and I'm stained and Grammys are tomorrow. I've tried everything please help 06:52 PM - 11 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. tara shoe @tarashoe listen. i fuckin--look at me--i fu--LOOK AT ME IN MY EYES--i fucking love coconut 10:30 PM - 25 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Josh @iwearaonesie [drive thru] McDonald's employee: Have a good night me: I love you too 12:31 AM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kat @katobell Someone left his phone at my friend's work. 09:12 PM - 28 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. Aimee Helene @AimeeHelene1 *walks up to microphone during wedding reception* *taps on mic; everyone smiles* "Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please" 02:48 PM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you’re not going to share ME: I am not going to share 08:38 PM - 18 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. GoaT FacE @EndhooS Parmesan Sir? "Yes please" Say when. *Grates Parmesan* Sir? "..." *Grates fingers* SIR? "..." *Grates entire hand* Please...I have a family. 10:11 AM - 08 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 20. Jake @jake_likes_naps [spills whole tub of salsa on cat] Oh dang [grabs chip] Hold still [cat starts running away] I SAID HOLD STILL 01:29 AM - 12 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Ollie Garch @ojedge When Dominos said they'd be 45 minutes but it's been 50. 11:21 PM - 15 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite