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18 Faces People Who Have Received A Dick Pic Will Immediately Recognise

Thank you for this picture of your penis that I have no idea what to do with.

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1. When they text to say that they're bored and are just lying in bed.

I smell a fuckboy.
Fox

I smell a fuckboy.

2. When they ask if they can send you something.

NBC

I'm equal parts frightened and intrigued, but go on...

3. When they send the pic and it's full-on penis.

WORST FEAR CONFIRMED.
NBC

WORST FEAR CONFIRMED.

4. When they ask you if you like it.

TOO SHOCKED TO SAY ANYTHING RN.
NBC

TOO SHOCKED TO SAY ANYTHING RN.

5. When they ask you if you're still there.

YEP, STILL IN SHOCK.
NBC

YEP, STILL IN SHOCK.

6. When they ask you what you would do to it.

It's a picture of a penis, what am I supposed to do to it? Frame it? Show my mum?
HBO

It's a picture of a penis, what am I supposed to do to it? Frame it? Show my mum?

7. When they tell you that they're kinda horny.

Well then you should be using that hand to tend to yourself instead of texting me.
Via wifflegif.com

Well then you should be using that hand to tend to yourself instead of texting me.

8. When they ask you if you're still there.

E!

Yes, but I have literally no idea why.

9. When they say it's your turn.

I see your ugly penis, and raise you my double chin.
Remee Patel / BuzzFeed

I see your ugly penis, and raise you my double chin.

10. When they say "LOL be serious".

I can't help that this is my face, just like you can't help sending me a photo of your extremely average penis.
Remee Patel / BuzzFeed

I can't help that this is my face, just like you can't help sending me a photo of your extremely average penis.

11. When they say "LOL, don't be mean".

BUT THIS IS MY FACE.
Remee Patel / BuzzFeed

BUT THIS IS MY FACE.

12. When they say "OK, but lower".

Sure thing buddy.
Remee Patel / BuzzFeed

Sure thing buddy.

13. When they ask you if you want to go for a drink.

Logos

Because it might be the start of something beautiful?

14. When they tell you they don't usually send photos of their dick.

Bravo / Via tumblr.com

I'm the first one? Oh how sweet!

15. When they ask you to delete it.

I mean, I didn't want your penis on my phone in the first place, but now that you want me to delete it...
NBC

I mean, I didn't want your penis on my phone in the first place, but now that you want me to delete it...

16. When you show your friend.

Grace, look at this penis! Doesn't it just make you want to hop on it? Isn't it beautiful?
Lions Gate Films

Grace, look at this penis! Doesn't it just make you want to hop on it? Isn't it beautiful?

17. When you laugh about what a fuckboy they are.

And THEN he asked me if I liked it!!
Columbia

And THEN he asked me if I liked it!!

18. When they text you "Hey" three days later.

What do you want, fuckboy?