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27 Signs You're The Liability Of Your Friendship Group

You've got good friends — alcohol just isn't one of them.

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1. Your mates are always like, "Hey remember when you got drunk after two minutes because you're a lightweight?"

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2. And you're always like, "Nah, I can WELL handle my alcohol."

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3. And then you go and do this.

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5. And that's before the night has even properly started.

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6. You always start off with good intentions.

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7. But then you forget how to use your legs.

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8. And need some assistance getting from bar to bar.

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9. Your balance issues mean you're always bumping into things and making a mess.

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10. Especially of yourself.

11. Getting you into a club is always mission impossible.

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12. But once you're in, you're the life and soul of the party.

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13. So you have to be practically dragged out of the club when it's time to go.

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14. That's if you don't get thrown out by the bouncer of course.

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15. Sometimes you decide to leave your friends and go rogue.

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16. But then they get a message like this.

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17. Because you can't be trusted with your phone.

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19. Your antics are always heavily documented by your mates.

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20. Even when it's the morning after.

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21. Because you're always trying to do death-defying stunts.

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22. Which usually doesn't end well.

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23. So your friends are always trying to get you to drink water.

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24. And stop you from throwing up all over the taxi.

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25. But even though you need looking after most of the time.

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26. You're top quality entertainment.

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27. And a night out just wouldn't be the same without you.

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