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21 Things Every Woman Who Likes A Drink Will Understand

"You drink like a man". "I think you mean I drink like a fish."

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1. When you drink, you do it like an absolute boss.

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2. So fuck anyone who says it's not ladylike.

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3. It's probably because they feel threatened.

"Girls who drink aren't cute" u mad bc I can shotgun a beer faster than you can

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4. Since you can pretty much drink any guy under the table.

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5. And not end up a hot, piss-stained mess.

I once had a boyfriend who said "girls who drink lots are gross" and then later got so drunk that he pissed all over his own shirt. #mistake

Unlike some people.

6. So it annoys you when people question how much you drink.

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Because you know your limits.

7. And assume preferences like "you must not drink whiskey because you're a girl".

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8. Or "you must not like beer, women don't like beer right?"

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9. Truth is, you pretty much like it all.

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10. What you don't like however, are small sizes.

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11. Especially if you're only staying for a few...

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13. Because you love adding to your already impressive minibar.

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14. And keeping the fridge well stocked.

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15. Because let's face it, you're usually the one getting the party started.

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17. Because you love a bit of booze in anything.

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18. However, you know that you're capable of practising moderation.

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19. Because sometimes the biggest pleasure is just having one that you can savour, one that you can unwind with.

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21. And you wear it like a badge of honour.

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