Buzz·Posted on 22 Jan 201624 Hilarious Tweets About Food That Are The Story Of Your Life"I'm at my most desperate when food comes and it's too hot to eat".by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. so sad today @sosadtoday the chemistry between me and any kind of food is just whoa 05:48 AM - 17 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sean Burgundy @Sean_Burgundy_ Her: I'm going to the gym Me: Bring me back something from the vending machine 01:26 PM - 28 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ivsy @Ivsy01 Winter is really just a 3 month long eating contest. 07:00 PM - 26 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. so sad today @sosadtoday alone eating cheese so you know it's saturday night 05:18 AM - 17 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. KMAD @KMADrunner Any time I see a pic of Princess Leia's hair I get a craving for a cinnabon 04:56 PM - 23 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Mike Primavera @primawesome I'm at my most desperate when food comes but it's too hot to eat. 03:58 PM - 06 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Noodles @Dawn_M_ Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn. 09:10 PM - 12 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. June O'Hara @juneohara65 I'm smart but not "know when to stop eating" smart. 02:10 PM - 07 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Aimee Helene @AimeeHelene1 If I were Tinkerbell, my pixie dust would be shredded cheese. 01:20 PM - 23 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. sondra dee @SondraDeeMe Black bears smell up to 18 miles when hunting food. I smell my neighbor's barbecuing ribs and invite myself over. It's survival. 02:58 PM - 12 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. Hills Without Eyes @hillswithnoeyes -Why do you want to work at Dunkin Donuts? *Imagines eating all the donuts on the first day and then quitting* Baking is a passion of mine 02:12 AM - 28 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. That Carly Girl @thatcarlygirl Me: We really need to start eating better. Husband: Yep. M: H: M: H: M: H: M: H: Me: Wanna just have nachos for dinner? Husband: YES. 04:18 AM - 13 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Wendy S. @maughammom 5: Can I go get a piece of candy? Me: What's the rule about candy? 5: ...Not til after lunch? Me: What? No! You just have to get me one too! 03:43 PM - 21 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Lurk @ Home Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Stages of dieting 1. Read about new diet 2. Spend $300 on vegetables 3. Commit publicly to diet on FB 4. Dive head first into plate of bacon 04:38 PM - 14 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. David David Katzman @AGreaterMonster The problem with eating is that eventually you have to stop eating. So then you're not eating. 09:35 PM - 25 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Alone Shark @AbrasiveGhost SNICKERS COMMERCIAL: You're not you when you're hungry ME: [always hungry] ..who am I 05:13 PM - 01 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 20. Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. 12:00 AM - 09 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you’re not going to share ME: I am not going to share 08:38 PM - 18 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. DaddyJew @DaddyJew Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet? Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth* 05:58 PM - 16 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Sasshole @RidiculousSheri *spots cute guy* *smiles coquettishly* *walks over, leans in, gingerly places mouth to his ear* CAN I HAVE YOUR LAST MOZZARELLA STICK? 01:21 AM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Mrs.Hook @khook32 My bucket list is basically a list of places I want to eat. 02:26 PM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite