24 Hilarious Tweets About Food That Are The Story Of Your Life

“I’m at my most desperate when food comes and it’s too hot to eat”.

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Any time I see a pic of Princess Leia's hair I get a craving for a cinnabon

— KMAD (@KMADrunner)
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I'm at my most desperate when food comes but it's too hot to eat.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome)
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Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.

— Noodles (@Dawn_M_)
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I'm smart but not "know when to stop eating" smart.

— June O'Hara (@juneohara65)
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If I were Tinkerbell, my pixie dust would be shredded cheese.

— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1)
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Black bears smell up to 18 miles when hunting food. I smell my neighbor's barbecuing ribs and invite myself over. It's survival.

— sondra dee (@SondraDeeMe)
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-Why do you want to work at Dunkin Donuts? *Imagines eating all the donuts on the first day and then quitting* Baking is a passion of mine

— Hills Without Eyes (@hillswithnoeyes)
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Me: We really need to start eating better. Husband: Yep. M: H: M: H: M: H: M: H: Me: Wanna just have nachos for dinner? Husband: YES.

— That Carly Girl (@thatcarlygirl)
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5: Can I go get a piece of candy? Me: What's the rule about candy? 5: ...Not til after lunch? Me: What? No! You just have to get me one too!

— Wendy S. (@maughammom)
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Stages of dieting 1. Read about new diet 2. Spend $300 on vegetables 3. Commit publicly to diet on FB 4. Dive head first into plate of bacon

— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom)
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The problem with eating is that eventually you have to stop eating. So then you're not eating.

— David David Katzman (@AGreaterMonster)
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SNICKERS COMMERCIAL: You're not you when you're hungry ME: [always hungry] ..who am I

— Alone Shark (@AbrasiveGhost)
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My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop.

— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy)
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ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you’re not going to share ME: I am not going to share

— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod)
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Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet? Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth*

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew)
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*spots cute guy* *smiles coquettishly* *walks over, leans in, gingerly places mouth to his ear* CAN I HAVE YOUR LAST MOZZARELLA STICK?

— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri)
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My bucket list is basically a list of places I want to eat.

— Mrs.Hook (@khook32)

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Remee Patel is a senior editor for BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
 
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