1. Swearing is just how you like to express yourself.
2. Like when you're excited, for instance.
3. Really it's all about emphasis.
4. Sometimes it's just the only way to really get your point across.
5. Even if you're not saying it out loud, you're thinking in fucks and shits.
6. Because why use normal words when you have swearwords?
7. When people say it's unattractive to swear, it usually just spurs you on to swear more.
Now there's deco gonna be 1 cunt who tweets "so unattractive when girls say cunt"... FUCK OFF U CUNT
8. Because you DGAF, you'll express yourself however you fucking want.
9. Who says just because you swear you're not a fucking lady?
10. Besides, our accents makes us classy AF anyway.
<3 girls who swear in a British accent..so hott
11. You're prone to giving the middle finger, especially when drunk.
12. Because you do love a good ol' hand gesture sometimes.
13. It comes so naturally to you that sometimes you'll forget that it's not always appropriate.
But it happens to the best of us.
14. Although you'll still question why it's inappropriate.
15. Your speech is frankly, fucking poetic.
16. And you shouldn't be chastised for telling it how it is.
17. Or preferring to use more colourful language.
18. But you should probably come with a warning sign.
19. Because y'know, kids.
20. You could be at the poshest event and you'll still be like:
21. And it anyone has a problem with it well, you know exactly what to say to them.
