1. When you pick a complicated meeting point but refuse to call to find each other.
2. And when you're waiting for them to arrive and you have no idea who they might be.
3. When they show up not looking like how you expected and you immediately know the date is going to be a waste of time.
4. When it's your turn to buy a round and you can't remember what they wanted.
5. When your date has no concept of personal space.
6. And is just a little too intense.
7. When you accidentally reveal your knowledge of something that you could have only known from cyberstalking your date.
8. When your date blatantly lies to you to get out of the date early.
9. When you've chosen a noisy location and you can't have a proper conversation.
10. When your date is a bit of a chatterbox.
11. Or when they don't make conversation at all.
12. When your date drops a bombshell on you.
13. Or you realise that they have some serious issues.
14. When you try to show your date a photo on your phone but then they try to swipe to see other photos.
15. When you feel compelled to talk about your journey to make conversation.
16. And when it dries up completely and you're forced to talk about the weather.
17. When you cannot spend one more minute with them because it's so bad and so you take a completely different journey home.
