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19 Things American Teens Had That British Girls Were Insanely Jealous Of

Your teen films ruined us, America.

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1. A porch in front of their giant house that they could "study" on.

Or you know, stare at the hot neighbour from.
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Or you know, stare at the hot neighbour from.

2. Or a window seat in their bedroom.

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ABC

To, you know, stare at the hot neighbour from.

3. Climbable houses so that their best friend who they secretly fancied could sneak into their bedroom at any time.

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4. Hot AF teachers.

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5. And hot AF jocks. Jocks in varsity jackets.

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6. School lockers that they could loiter in front of in the hopes of running into their crush.

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7. Bleachers to dance on, cheer from, or y'know, make out under.

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8. Convertible cars so that the squad could roll to school together looking cool AF.

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9. Or more importantly, the mall.

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10. A beach nearby so they could always top up their tan with their mates at the weekend.

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11. Or access to a swimming pool full of hotties and not 4-year-olds.

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12. Raucous football games, especially homecoming ones.

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Warner Bros

13. And epic cheer-offs.

14. Lavish school dances for literally any occasion.

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15. Where they could make a grand appearance that would shock the entire class.

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16. An all-important corsage from their prom date.

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17. But the more important title of Prom Queen.

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18. Slow jams at the school dance with their No. 1 crush.

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19. And best of all, huge, crazy house parties with red cups and kegs that would go on until the cops were called.

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Warner Bros