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WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT MIDSENTENCE
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When you gotta turn the radio down to see the house address
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11 year old me writing ‘and then i woke up, it was just a dream’ at the end my creative story in english
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do you *really* want a significant other or do you just need a therapist and some sex
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when u want to go back to sleep to finish the storyline of ur dream
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When you suddenly remember that one embarrassing thing you said 5 years ago
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Me after replying to one person
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Adulthood is just clicking this button everyday until you eventually die
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me putting on 50 layers of chapstick every 10 minutes even tho i know that's probs whats making my lips drier
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when you are horny at 1 am and you’re home
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girlfriend: you never tell me what's going on inside your head meanwhile, inside my head:
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me at the gym
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Me commenting on my girls photo even though she showed it to me before uploading for approval
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Optician: Is it better with 1.......or 2? Me: Uuuuuuuh
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Me getting ready to go out with friends because I promised them I'd go but I really don't feel like it
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Me reading your message previews from the pull down bar on my phone and not answering for the next 6 hours
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WHEN THE WRONG SONG COMES ON
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them: are you ok me: I'm fine my brain: