Buzz·Posted on 30 Apr 201719 Tweets That You'll Only Find Funny If You're Over 30"One day you're not old and the next day you have a favorite grocery store."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP You’re officially an adult when you become more than half of all the things you made fun of in your youth. 12:33 PM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn My workout schedule: Age 20: Ran every day. Age 25: Exercised once a week. Age 31: Pulled a muscle walking to the fridge. 08:43 PM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42 6yo: What’s it like being a grown up? ME: You know that feeling you get when you unwrap a present and it’s not what you wanted? 03:51 AM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. jomny sun @jonnysun lately ive been losing my train of thought, picking it back up again, and finding that a week had gone by in the meantime 01:41 AM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. ѕηιzzℓє۵ @SnizzleFrizzle I'm basically just a 41 year old teenager. 03:56 PM - 18 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov im gonna have a productive weekend *watches 3 seasons of a show* *organizes shirts by softness* *naps 5 times* ugh i never have enough time 04:34 PM - 25 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Being an adult means knowing the right thing to do and knowing a great excuse not to do it. 09:42 PM - 03 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Contwixt Nick @Contwixt One day you're not old and the next day you have a favorite grocery store. 07:21 PM - 17 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. i🍭 @themrsik Adulthood is mostly whispering "For Fucks sake" Every time the phone rings 10:57 AM - 14 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. batkaren @batkaren KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week 02:43 AM - 17 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Elizabeth @Elizasoul80 "Pardon me as I slip into something more comfortable." [I just get in bed and go to sleep] 05:45 AM - 18 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Funkhouser @AJslackie2 Her: i'm in the mood Me: me too Her: wanna do it Me: oh yeah baby [we drive to Home Depot to look at paint] 04:53 PM - 29 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Spanky McDutcherson @thatdutchperson My 20s: *drinks all the drinks, does all the drugs, has all the sex. My 30s: *sits on the couch until it's no longer too early to go to bed 11:38 PM - 14 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. De Nada Donna @Donna_McCoy Most victories as an adult involve matching socks, hiding empty candy wrappers and beating random strangers to a parking space. 04:11 PM - 13 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Northern Lights @PinkCamoTO I used to smell like Teen Spirit. Now I smell like abandoned hopes and dreams. 03:41 PM - 05 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. chuuch @ch000ch sure all my friends are getting married and starting families but at least i'm slowly dying inside 06:18 AM - 05 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Strocellinni @Strocellinni Welcome to your 30s, everything hurts for no reason and you have a hangover from the glass of wine you drank a week ago 08:24 PM - 20 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite