Buzz·Posted on 1 Nov 201719 Tweets That Won't Be Funny To Anyone Under 30"Age 20: Ran every day. Age 25: Exercised once a week. Age 31: Pulled a muscle walking to the fridge."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Undead Magnom @distracted_monk [1987] Me: Tell me my future. Psychic: You'll have a phone that costs $800. M: So I'm rich? P: *a laugh escapes from her nostrils* Nope. 03:03 PM - 17 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Licensed Esthetician @SortaBad 20s: Rage Against The Machine 30s: Rage Against Literally Everything 03:50 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. mark @TheCatWhisprer ME [as a kid]: i won't be a grumpy old man ME [now]: *gets mad at a car for being orange* 12:56 PM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn My workout schedule: Age 20: Ran every day. Age 25: Exercised once a week. Age 31: Pulled a muscle walking to the fridge. 08:43 PM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. schmox @IvoryGazelle see you in hell you stupid fruit 02:19 PM - 05 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Joe Zappulla @ZappullaJ [at a party] Me: *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN? 04:43 PM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. The Pun-Kinwesterner @panmidwest ME: [walking down the street clearly counting with my fingers] WIFE: you could just- ME: I'm not paying for another Fitbit, Jenn 02:31 PM - 23 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Ivsy @Ivsy01 13: When will I know I'm an adult? Me: When you have a favorite spatula. 03:22 PM - 30 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues Them: You need to listen to your body more. Body: You're old. And you want pizza. 10:16 PM - 23 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Michael, still here @Home_Halfway SON: Dad, how did you spend your 30's? ME: Well *puts arm around son* I went on a website where we all hated each other & told awful jokes. 09:03 PM - 26 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. Kyle Patrick @kyry5 Me after saying no to mimosas at brunch once 07:33 PM - 12 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Thackery Binx @Mr_Kapowski My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn't take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me 11:56 PM - 26 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424 Me in my 20's: *dresses like I'm on the catwalk* Me in my 30's: *dresses like I walk cats* 01:52 AM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Porne of the Dead @AudreyPorne [first glass of wine] mmm nice. let's listen to jazz [second glass of wine] *struggling to remove my sweatshirt* we should fuck on the roof 10:10 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. eric @ericsshadow As a kid I thought a lot about growing up, getting a job and having kids, but not this job and certainly not these kids. 07:36 PM - 10 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. RedruM @dorsalstream Your 20s: I will strive for goodness and peace in this troubled world. Your 40s: Every single chair is terrible. 06:00 PM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 🗝KMAD🗝 @KMADrunner Swear to god I think I spend half my life walking from one end of this house to the other because I forget shit. 07:17 PM - 29 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. pat tobin @tastefactory When you finally accept who you really are. 11:39 PM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite