Buzz·Posted on 27 Oct 201719 Funny AF Tweets That Will Make Women Say "Fuck That's Real""Do women who fight over boys not know about throwing them over a cliff & then splitting a bottle of wine?"by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy I talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t put her panties on without falling over. 06:06 PM - 06 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ʕ୨•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨ ︵ ¡ǝʇǝd @awesomonster I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done. 10:10 AM - 18 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat Do women who fight over boys not know about throwing them over a cliff & then splitting a bottle of wine? 07:36 PM - 21 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. beth mccoll @imteddybless attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin 02:09 PM - 06 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. extremely online guy @nickmullen "feminism is a cancer" he typed, vaping and chugging mountain dew "it's killing us men." The microwave dinged, his taquitos were ready 01:25 AM - 12 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Lord Kilmister @ObscureGent The best way to get the woman of your dreams is to comment "gorgeous" on a minimum of 52 of her selfies. 03:56 PM - 17 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. L Frank-Coen-stein @lbcoen Send prayers & good wishes for the guy who tried to pick my pocket on the luas, took out a tampon, got mortified & tried to put it back. 12:25 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sean Leahy @thepunningman Enid Blyton knew 06:16 PM - 07 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. REW the Pumpkin Bug @therealeatwood [Changes Siri to male] ME: Siri, tell me the— MALE SIRI: Listen, here’s what you need to know. ME: I… MALE SIRI: Excuse me, I’m speaking 03:37 PM - 08 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Myrrh @ixix82 "So You Were Trying to Be Polite But Now He Wants to Wear Your Skin As Pajamas: A Woman's Guide to the Internet" 02:54 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) @OhNoSheTwitnt Whenever a woman tweets about feminism. 12:56 PM - 16 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. عائشة @aishathepoet One day I ran for a train & missed it.. An elderly wise Jamaican woman came to my side & Said: “Two tings you nah run for; trains & men.” 01:14 AM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. sadzanne @garbagehuman69 to the man who slowed down n screamed "R U PROUD EVERYONE CAN SEE UR PUSSY" when I was biking in a dress: first of all, yes 10:15 PM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. grog @glluckhurst sometimes i'll say "oh yeah, this girl i know-" as if they're my actual friend rather than just another girl on twitter i revere from afar 10:46 PM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. Ben Simmons 2.0 @BBB_4_Lyfe You can’t jokingly roast women at all. They always get too personal. You say her head Big and she come back with how you work 13 hrs a week 09:13 PM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 18. Kashana @kashanacauley Just sitting around being sacred today, as women do. 07:40 PM - 21 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Attention women on birth control: Schedule your period to come on October 31st. Then you can say you decorated your vagina for Halloween. 10:25 AM - 26 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite