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19 Funny AF Tweets That Will Make Women Say "Fuck That's Real"

"Do women who fight over boys not know about throwing them over a cliff & then splitting a bottle of wine?"

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t put her panties on without falling over.

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I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Do women who fight over boys not know about throwing them over a cliff & then splitting a bottle of wine?

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attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin

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"feminism is a cancer" he typed, vaping and chugging mountain dew "it's killing us men." The microwave dinged, his taquitos were ready

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The best way to get the woman of your dreams is to comment "gorgeous" on a minimum of 52 of her selfies.

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Send prayers & good wishes for the guy who tried to pick my pocket on the luas, took out a tampon, got mortified & tried to put it back.

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[Changes Siri to male] ME: Siri, tell me the— MALE SIRI: Listen, here’s what you need to know. ME: I… MALE SIRI: Excuse me, I’m speaking

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"So You Were Trying to Be Polite But Now He Wants to Wear Your Skin As Pajamas: A Woman's Guide to the Internet"

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One day I ran for a train & missed it.. An elderly wise Jamaican woman came to my side & Said: “Two tings you nah run for; trains & men.”

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to the man who slowed down n screamed "R U PROUD EVERYONE CAN SEE UR PUSSY" when I was biking in a dress: first of all, yes

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sometimes i'll say "oh yeah, this girl i know-" as if they're my actual friend rather than just another girl on twitter i revere from afar

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You can’t jokingly roast women at all. They always get too personal. You say her head Big and she come back with how you work 13 hrs a week

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Just sitting around being sacred today, as women do.

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Attention women on birth control: Schedule your period to come on October 31st. Then you can say you decorated your vagina for Halloween.

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