Buzz·Posted on 5 Dec 201618 Tweets You'll Relate To If You Didn't Get Your Shit Together In 2016There's always next year...by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy 9am: im so tired 12pm: im so tired 3pm: im so tired 6pm: im so tired 9pm: [someone] why dont u just go to bed now? me: lol what like a loser 04:41 AM - 14 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Clayton Bigsby @YourFavTweeter_ Me: no more shots man I'm fucked up Me to me: didn't know you was a bitch 02:18 AM - 15 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ali Spagnola @alispagnola At least the tears I'm crying about paying $14 for this drink are landing in said drink so it will last longer. 05:03 AM - 27 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. amalia @mollysoda my role models are the type of people who eat pieces of bread in their beds late at night 06:27 AM - 27 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. so sad today @sosadtoday so done with porn *watches porn* 03:40 AM - 27 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. emily @emilynorrissss when someone asks how ur feelin 09:34 PM - 21 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. nice eric @ericsshadow [burglar gently waking me] you live like this? 06:01 AM - 15 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Tammy @OkieGirl405 I'm doing life just like everyone else, 1 screw up after another and a trash can full of empty wine bottles 04:54 PM - 11 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ᴄʜʀɪs @ChrisScarlette me, without money: money is the root of all evil. the things u own end up owning u me, with money: ya can i get 20 mcchickens 08:08 PM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Stages of dieting 1. Read about new diet 2. Spend $300 on vegetables 3. Commit publicly to diet on FB 4. Dive head first into plate of bacon 04:38 PM - 14 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn The stages of eating pizza 1) I ate way too much 2) This hurts. Why am I still eating? 3) One more bite & I’ll die 4) Just 3 more slices 11:13 AM - 20 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1 My top 3 assumptions when doorbell rings: 1. Murderer 2. Police telling me everyone is dead 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking 01:41 PM - 07 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ☃️🎄 STEEL™ 🎄☃️ @OrignalceQueen *Wipes phone on boob* -Blocks 5 people -Unfollows 3 -Sends 2 randoms nudes -Orders a pizza -Texts 'I miss you' to the ex 03:33 AM - 09 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Boss: mike Boss: Mike Boss: Mike Ginn Me: whaaa sorry was just... doing an email 11:38 PM - 13 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Amanda Hugnkiss @caliluvgirl77 [introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] "Hi, I usually don't make it this far" 11:57 PM - 22 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. June O'Hara @juneohara65 I'm smart but not "know when to stop eating" smart. 02:10 PM - 07 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. chuuch @ch000ch sure all my friends are getting married and starting families but at least i'm slowly dying inside 06:18 AM - 05 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Baby Animals @BabyAnimalPics remembering a responsibility u forgot about 12:34 AM - 27 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite