1. There's only one way to introduce your mates:
introducing your pals like
2. And only one way to deal with politics:
elf (2003)
3. Louis Theroux is a national treasure:
louis theroux could do a documentary about tescos tinned peaches n i’d still be in the group chat like this is fuckin mad can u believe this
4. The only way to avoid awkward situations is to be awkward:
[pretending to be on the phone as guy with clipboard approaches me] "What do you mean I already do too much for charity?"
5. Our sense of humour is hard to match:
6. And we're all born with the ability to take the piss:
Liam Payne - get you a man who can do neither
7. Everyone hates a snobby DJ:
How shite is it at a gaff when some techno guru is hoggin the tunes, and giez you a look of perpetual hate at the mere mention of Abba
8. You should never forget the garlic bread:
Mum forgot to do Garlic Bread with tea, more like chilli con cannot be arsed, Jane.
9. Because garlic bread is the best thing in the world:
garlic bread. this is a food worthy of the upmost appreciation. a crunchy ciabatta, sliced evenly and coated genero… https://t.co/ao39h4FzwE
10. Being a good friend means doing shit like this:
11. Londoners get it the worst but are also the worst:
londoner: hi northerner: hiGH like your house prices 😂😂 honestly you couldn't pay me to live in london 🙅🙅 enjoy your smog-infested bubble 👋🏻
12. Because they do shit like this:
Fuming
13. Fish fingers should be a main bloody course:
I hate when I see fish fingers on the kids menu why is it for kids they're for everyone
14. British people invented passive-aggressive:
This is the most passive aggressive thing i've seen in a while
15. And we know how to be resourceful where it counts:
False eyelashes always getting wrecked shoving them in ur bag?? Go treat urself to a kinder egg ur welcome ladies x
16. Gemma Collins is the hero we didn't know we needed:
Gemma Collins saying SO GIRLZ is literally what fuels my existence and gives me the energy and motivation I need to function each day
17. But chocolate digestives are the unsung hero of our nation:
Chocolate digestives are the unsung hero of the biscuit world, no in it for the fame, just keeps its heed down and does the job