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If You Can't Quote At Least 25/30 Of These Vines, Your Mom's A Hoe

Ms. Keisha? Ms. Keisha?

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  1. Ms. Keisha? Ms. Keisha? Oh my fuckin' god she...
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    drunk as fuck
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    be crazy
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    fuckin' dead
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    asleep again
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Ms Keisha? Ms Keisha? Oh my fuckin' god she fuckin' dead."

    "Ms Keisha? Ms Keisha? Oh my fuckin' god she fuckin' dead."
  2. There is only one thing worse than a rapist. Boom...
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    a murder
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    a child
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    your mom
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    Jake Paul
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "There is only one thing worse than a rapist. Boom. A child."

    "There is only one thing worse than a rapist. Boom. A child."
  3. Fuck ya...
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    chicken strips
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    mom
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    dad's lawn<br />mower<br />
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    homework
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    Wrong!

    "Fuck ya chicken strips"

    "Fuck ya chicken strips"
  4. Stahhhp! I could've dropped my...
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    fajita
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    cupcake
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    croissant
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    daughter
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Stahhhp! I could've dropped my croissant."

    "Stahhhp! I could've dropped my croissant."
  5. I love you ___ I ain't never gonna stop lovin' you ___
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    bitch
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    hoe
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    so much
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    girl
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    Wrong!

    I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you... bitch.

    I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you... bitch.
  6. I'm eleven<br />so...
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    go fuck yourself
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    you're wrong bitch
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    eat my ass
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    shut the fuck up
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    Wrong!

    "I'm eleven so shut the fuck up"

    "I'm eleven so shut the fuck up"
  7. Gimme<br />your...
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    phone
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    social securtiy number
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    friggin' Cheez-Its
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    fuckin' money
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Gimme your fuckin' money"

    "Gimme your fuckin' money"
  8. Get to ___ ! They got a new thing called<br />fr e sh avoc ado.<br />
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    Chipotle
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    Taco Bell
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    Del Taco
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    Mexicana
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called fr e sh avoc ado."

    "Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called
fr e sh avoc ado."
  9. I'm a ___ you can't kill me
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    God
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    bad ass
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    bad bitch
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    immortal
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "I'm a bad bitch you cant kill me"

    "I'm a bad bitch you cant kill me"
  10. Chris! Is that ___? I'm calling the police!
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    a gun
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    a weed
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    marijuana
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    cocaine
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Chris! Is that a weed? I'm calling the police!"

    "Chris! Is that a weed? I'm calling the police!"
  11. Hurricane Katrina? More like<br />Hurricane...
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    Irma
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    Latrine
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    Tortilla
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    Sandy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!"

    "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!"
  12. Whats up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to...
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    walk
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    breathe
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    speak
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    read
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    Wrong!

    "Whats up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read"

    "Whats up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read"
  13. Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and ___ on my side
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    Satan
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    anime
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    your mom
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    Voldemort
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side"

    "Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side"
  14. Oh hey, thanks for checking in,<br />I'm still...
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    a piece of grabage
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    emotionally<br />unstable
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    dying inside
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    not sure what's happening
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    Wrong!

    "Oh hey, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage"

    "Oh hey, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage"
  15. My favorite screamo band is probably...
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    5SOS
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    The Vamps
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    Big Time Rush
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    One Direction
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush"

    "My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush"
  16. Thought you were ___ turns out you're just ___
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    my boy,<br />a boy<br />
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    forever,<br />never<br />
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    bro,<br />a hoe<br />
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    bae,<br />fam<br />
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Thought you were bae... turns out you're just fam."

    "Thought you were bae... turns out you're just fam."
  17. ___ dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
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    Holy cannoli
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    Leapin' lizards
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    Mother trucker
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    What the butt
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    Wrong!

    "Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick"

    "Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick"
  18. Welcome to Bible study! We're all children of Jesus...
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    Amen
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    Kumbaya my lord
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    Bless his holy name
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    Praise him
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    Wrong!

    "Welcome to bible study! We're all children of Jesus! Kumbayaaaa my lord."

    "Welcome to bible study! We're all children of Jesus! Kumbayaaaa my lord."
  19. Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, ___ feet apart cause they're not gay
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    seven
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    four
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    five
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    twelve
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay"

    "Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay"
  20. It's a ___ thaaanks
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    guava
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    avocado
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    kumquat
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    papaya
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    Wrong!

    "It's a avocado... thaaaanks."

    "It's a avocado... thaaaanks."
  21. Fuck off Janet I'm not going to your...
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    fucking baby shower
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    cousin's wedding
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    husband's funeral
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    high school reunion
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    Wrong!

    "Fuck off Janet, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower."

    "Fuck off Janet, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower."
  22. You guys have officially made me lose my ___ !
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    mind
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    marbles
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    biscuits
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    shit
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    "You guys have officially made me lose my marbles!"

    "You guys have officially made me lose my marbles!"
  23. If your name is Junior, and you're really handsome, come on...
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    shout it out loud
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    give me five
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    raise your hand
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    do a dance
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    Wrong!

    "If your name is Junior, and you're really handsome, come on raise your hand."

    "If your name is Junior, and you're really handsome, come on raise your hand."
  24. Let me see what you have! ____ ! NO!
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    a knife
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    a blunt
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    martha stewart's teeth
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    my aunt debbie's fruitcake
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    Wrong!

    "Let me see what you have! A knife! NO!"

    "Let me see what you have! A knife! NO!"
  25. What the heck? I promise I do not...
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    twerk
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    play with barbies
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    believe in ghosts
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    slay
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    Wrong!

    "What the heck? I do not kill people. I promise I do NOT slay."

    "What the heck? I do not kill people. I promise I do NOT slay."
  26. Hi my name is ___ I have basketball game tomorrow
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    Trey
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    Andre
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    Carlos
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    Marcus
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    Wrong!

    "Hi my name is a Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow."

    "Hi my name is a Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow."
  27. Guess what I'm eating? ___ !
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    Ice cream
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    Popcorn
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    Pretzels
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    Doritos
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Guess what I'm eating? Popcorn!"

    "Guess what I'm eating? Popcorn!"
  28. Lookit! It's<br />frickin' ___ ! I love Halloween
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    pumpkins
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    bats
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    leaves
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    ghots
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    Wrong!

    "Lookit! It's frickin bats! I love Halloween."

    "Lookit! It's frickin bats! I love Halloween."
  29. Who am I? Let's go to the beach,<br />beach...
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    Micki Ninaj
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    Neeki Menaj
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    Nincki Minjaj
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    Nicki Minaj
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Who am I? Let's go to the beach, beach... Nincki Minjaj."

    "Who am I? Let's go to the beach, 
beach... Nincki Minjaj."
  30. When there's to much drama at school ____ walk awayyy ay ay
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    you should just
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    slap them then
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    take a deep breath and
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    all you gotta do is
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    Wrong!

    "When there's to much drama at school, all you gotta do is walk awayayayayay."

    "When there's to much drama at school, all you gotta do is walk awayayayayay."

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