1.
"Does it get boring eating idlis and dosas everyday?"
2.
"So are you like a huuuuge Rajni fan?"
3.
"Can you teach me how to tie a lungi?"
4.
"Oooooh or can you teach me the lungi dance??"
5.
"Ooooh, you're Madrasi? Are you from Kerala?"
6.
"How come your English is so good?"
7.
"Can you teach me something in Tamil?"
8.
"Are you a Tam-Brahm?"
9.
"Do you have to wear coconut oil?"
10.
"How come South Indians are darker?"
11.
Alternatively: "But if you're South Indian, why are you so fair?"
12.
"Do you always have to wear flowers in your hair?"
13.
"How do you understand Tamil? It's all like gudu-budu-ludu-kudu-mudu."
14.
"And why does everything in Tamil sound sooo angry?"
