1. Jeff Goldblum, circa 2013
As if he didn’t look perfect in 1993, JUST LOOK AT THAT SILVER FOX NOW.
2. A healthy Triceratops
Sure, T-Rex gets all the spotlight, but the T-tops is hella cool AND pretty. She deserves to get her second wind and kick some serious ass.
3. MORE NECK KERCHIEFS
4. More intellectual smirks
5. Lex, all grown up
Because she looks like this now. Right?
6. Timmy, all grown up
Because he looks like that now.
7. DAT ASS
Sorry Dr., but if you got it, flaunt it!
8. Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler, together at last
Because no one—NO ONE—understands why they didn’t end up together.
9. DINO OLYMPICS
10. Sheer, unadulterated joy and/or fear and/or awe
11. More adorably antiquated animation
12. Shirtless Goldblum
13. The return of these glasses
14. Paternal Dr. Grant
15. An homage to the epic water ripples
Because those will never, ever cease to be awesome.
16. Interspecies love
17. And absolutely ZERO mention of anything that took place in JP 2 and 3
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