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Typed Tweets
Step 1. Enter your twitter handle. Step 2. Enter your tweet. Step 3. Spend $5 on something you could print out yourself. Step 4. Wait a few days. Step 5. Your tweet arrives in the mail! Okay, so it's a bit of a silly idea...but it's not like you were gonna spend that $5 on anything better in the first place.
