Parent's explanation: My 3 year old thought our fish would enjoy an entire container of black pepper for breakfast!
Parent's explanation: They made themselves “snowmen”. This took weeks to clean up. Thanks MIL for sending our Christmas stuff in all this packing. My sanity was ruined.
Just be glad its not coke.
Parent's explanation: Ruined my hopes of a clean home ever again. Went to toss a load of laundry in the machine and came back to hear “Big trouble….this is BIG TROUBLE”… notice he was trying to clean up the evidence.