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    Fellatio May Significantly Decrease the Risk of Breast Cancer in Women

    Um...yay? Is it just me or is CNN Health really reaching for stories these days? (via Pickles and Onions) [Edit: Just realized this article is from 2003. My opinion on CNN Health still stands.]