Buzz·Posted on Nov 9, 201517 Reasons Why Port Authority Is Literally Hell On EarthThe Dante's Inferno of public transportation.by Rawan EewshahBuzzFeed Sports Social EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The buses are NEVER on time. Anne Leonard @anniekateleo Hey bus! Where are you? Must be nice to casually not show up to work. Jealous! Wish I could do that. #portauthorityproblems 12:07 PM - 12 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Oh your bus is scheduled to arrive at 8:32pm? Prepare to wait 1.5 hours, minimum, for it to arrive. 2. Which probably explains why the lines are so damn long. Port Authority @PortAuthProbs Lines so long that 4 buses could come simultaneously and I wouldn't be on any of them #PortAuthorityProblems 01:30 AM - 02 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. And the gates are so crowded that waiting on line can cause a mild form of claustrophobia to develop. Lindsay Velazco @ProfVelazco #portauthorityproblems the only egress for 4 gates is blocked with 3 lines of passengers. #portauthority #NJTransit 10:54 PM - 20 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Being crowded together in such small spaces makes for terrible body odor. Mary Johnson @MarytotheJ The accumulation of people at port authority creates the worst smell on earth. 11:17 PM - 14 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. The attendants who work there have no idea where the buses are arriving so they more than likely point you in the wrong direction. Chriss Coniglio @chrissc85 It's always awesome when NJ Transit lists the wrong bus gate at Port Authority, screws a bunch of people over, and doesn't fix it. 👌🏻 03:33 AM - 25 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. And if you're running to catch your bus, the bus driver WILL NOT WAIT FOR YOU. mbs @mariel_bee just fell running to catch my bus at port authority. it's cool though, only like 50 people saw and a handful pointed at me. 07:56 PM - 01 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. The ticket vending machines are almost never working, and there's nobody available to fix them/ help you. Bob Eckert @ozbob So I'm at the Port Authority Bus Terminal where people are acting as if the Ticket Vending Machines were some strange video poker game. 11:23 PM - 03 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. There's no point of reading the gate schedule because a) it doesn't even make sense and b) it's not accurate. Katherine Creag @katcreag4NY The pamphlet #PortAuthority workers are handing out because bus gates have been reassigned. Details at noon #NBC4NY 02:37 PM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. So everyone just ends up standing around in a confused, cluttered mess. MetroGypsy @MetroGypsy Port Authority is a NIGHTMARE MESS RIGHT NOW #MTA #mtafail #nyc wtf!!! Totally unreal and unsafe. #nypd 11:47 PM - 09 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Since bus schedules are so frequently confused, you end up running from gate to gate looking for your correct bus. chelsea @chelseasays Big surprise: I am currently that sweaty mess running through port authority. 10:14 PM - 02 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. EVERY DAMN DAY Toniann @toniann_maria I hate these gate changes, Port Authority 😤 06:19 PM - 22 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Which is especially fun during the seventh level of hell: Rush Hour. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Oh and the best part of waiting on these long ass lines? THERE'S NO FUNCTIONING WIFI. Andrew Kueneman @andrewkueneman There is free NJTransit provided wifi at the Port Authority Bus Terminal and, as you'd expect, it's terrible. 12:29 AM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Just because you can actually "connect" to wifi on your phone DOESN'T MEAN IT WILL ACTUALLY WORK. 14. There's nothing more likely to make you commit murder than hearing the overhead speaker announce "buses are experiencing delays" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Port Authority is so bad it makes other terrible places look like Heaven. Melanie Rainone @MelanieRainone An ode to Port Authority Bus Terminal entitled: I thought Penn Station was the worst place on Earth, but now I have thee. 06:18 PM - 21 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. And you BETTER hope you don't ever need to pee. Abdullah Wali @abdullahwali I wouldn't send my worst enemy into the port authority bathroom 08:44 PM - 27 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Port Authority bathrooms need their own TLC crime series. 17. The people you meet there... are interesting, to say the least. Sara Hoffman @sarahofff Barely 8 am and I just saw a girl in port authority wearing a MENINIST shirt the world is a terrible place 11:57 AM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF I dare you to find some place more terrible. Russell Steinberg @Russ_Steinberg Wondering if someone can convince me that the Port Authority is NOT the worst place on Earth. 02:27 PM - 07 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite To sum it up: DEAR PORT AUTHORITY BUS TERMINAL: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF