My stepdad has never been a cat person. Hes actually a very gruff, motorcycle riding man and has a very idgaf attitude. I had to move back home about a month before quarantine happened and hes been telling me that he'll go up to my room every single day to pet them and talk to Spaghetti…
I've been sick the entirety of July, no knowledge on what's wrong, HOWEVER: my boyfriend and I are moving into a house in October from a 1 br apt and my mom, love her to death, has been trying to help us furnish the place since I've been missing work. As an added bonus on top, I got…
I don't have kids and I've never been to Trader Joe's but I think they have that applesauce that comes in little pouches there and lemme tell you, as a 21 year old woman, that shit is the best
When cartman joined the child porn chat room looking for friends and the guy sent the message "I'm 10 inches"
"Sorry I'm not looking to be friends with midgets" ??
My sister used to lock me in the dogs cage when we were little. But now I can get out of the same cage in under 10 seconds and lock my friends in it too.
Or maybe the time she made me eat birdseed. Either one she wasn't very good to me.
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