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How Many Of These Kinds Of Fuckboys Have You Encountered?

There's just so many.

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  1. CHECK OFF EVERY Kind of fuckboy who YOU'VE HAD<br />THE MISFORTUNE OF meeting:
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    The guy who says he's a feminist and uses it as an excuse to get out of paying for anything.
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    The sexually "progressive" guy who pressures you into doing things you don't want to do.
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    The guy who says he's an \"ethical non-monogamist" uhhhh huh.
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    The guy who doesn't vote, just to make a statement.
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    The guy who asks you not to wear makeup because he prefers women to look "natural."
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    The guy who's into empowerment and shit, but he really needs you to shave.
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    The guy who swears he isn't homophobic, but he flips his shit when another guy hits on him.
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    The mansplainer.
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    The guy who Venmo invoices you for every last cent.
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    The guy who expects you to text him back immediately, but will disappear off the grid for days himself.
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    The guy who's ever begun a sentence with "I'm not a racist, but..."
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    The guy who does not own sheets.
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    The guy who does not clean his apartment.
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    The guy who won't lend you any clothes because he's afraid you'll lose it.
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    The guy who passes out on your bed immediately after you finish having sex.
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    The guy who ghosted you but still follows you on Instagram.
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    The guy who is uneasy about any of your male friendships.
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    The guy who lets his mom do his laundry when he's home.
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    The guy who gets upset when you get all dressed up and go out with your friends.
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    The guy who's annoyed when you're more professionally successful than he is.
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    The guy who is rude to his mom in front of you.
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    The guy who only ever booty calls you.
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    The guy who only ever drunk texts you.
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    The guy who interrupts you all the goddamn time.
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    The guy who makes PMS jokes when you're not in a good mood.
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    The guy who won't have period sex.
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    The guy who only suggests bars/date destinations convenient for him to get to.
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    The guy who texts you "Merry Christmas" over the holidays after months of no contact.
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    The guy who loves having text convos with you, but never wants to meet up.
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    The one that applauds feminist speeches on the Internet, but that disqualifies ALL of his female coworkers' ideas.
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    The guy who you have to remind to use a condom every time.
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    The guy who dismisses your taste in music.
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    The guy whose favorite subject of conversation is himself.
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    The guy who talks about his exes all the time.
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    The guy who doesn't believe in foreplay.
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    The guy who never asks if you came.
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    The guy who's vegetarian/vegan and lectures you about it.
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    The guy who is rude to waitstaff at restaurants.
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    The guy who hates hanging around your friends.
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    The guy who always flakes on your plans last-minute.

Which ones did we forget in our list? Comment below!

This post was translated from Portuguese.

 
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