The guy who says he's a feminist and uses it as an excuse to get out of paying for anything.The sexually "progressive" guy who pressures you into doing things you don't want to do.The guy who says he's an \"ethical non-monogamist" uhhhh huh.The guy who doesn't vote, just to make a statement.The guy who asks you not to wear makeup because he prefers women to look "natural."The guy who's into empowerment and shit, but he really needs you to shave.The guy who swears he isn't homophobic, but he flips his shit when another guy hits on him.The mansplainer.The guy who Venmo invoices you for every last cent.The guy who expects you to text him back immediately, but will disappear off the grid for days himself.The guy who's ever begun a sentence with "I'm not a racist, but..."The guy who does not own sheets.The guy who does not clean his apartment.The guy who won't lend you any clothes because he's afraid you'll lose it.The guy who passes out on your bed immediately after you finish having sex.The guy who ghosted you but still follows you on Instagram.The guy who is uneasy about any of your male friendships.The guy who lets his mom do his laundry when he's home.The guy who gets upset when you get all dressed up and go out with your friends.The guy who's annoyed when you're more professionally successful than he is.The guy who is rude to his mom in front of you.The guy who only ever booty calls you.The guy who only ever drunk texts you.The guy who interrupts you all the goddamn time.The guy who makes PMS jokes when you're not in a good mood.The guy who won't have period sex.The guy who only suggests bars/date destinations convenient for him to get to.The guy who texts you "Merry Christmas" over the holidays after months of no contact.The guy who loves having text convos with you, but never wants to meet up.The one that applauds feminist speeches on the Internet, but that disqualifies ALL of his female coworkers' ideas.The guy who you have to remind to use a condom every time.The guy who dismisses your taste in music.The guy whose favorite subject of conversation is himself.The guy who talks about his exes all the time.The guy who doesn't believe in foreplay.The guy who never asks if you came.The guy who's vegetarian/vegan and lectures you about it.The guy who is rude to waitstaff at restaurants.The guy who hates hanging around your friends.The guy who always flakes on your plans last-minute.
Which ones did we forget in our list? Comment below!
This post was translated from Portuguese.