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Do You Have Your Life Figured Out?

For everyone who's waited long enough to realize that bills don't pay for themselves.

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    Leave dirty dishes in the sink for a few days before washing them.
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    Use disposable glasses when there aren't any more clean ones.
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    Buy fruit just for it to go bad.
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    Have frozen lasagna for lunch. (Like, still frozen.)
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    And eat ramen for dinner.
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    Try to get to bed early every night, but find yourself up at 3 a.m. stalking someone on Instagram.
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    Sleep in an extra five minutes and miss out on breakfast or coffee.
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    And then those five minutes turn into 40 minutes.
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    Are known for arriving late for EVERYTHING.
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    Have gotten sick before because of your bad eating habits.
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    Only go to the doctor when you're practically at death's door.
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    Waste an entire weekend watching Netflix, and promise yourself on Sunday night that you'll never do it again.
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    Pay for a gym membership, but never go.
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    Go to the supermarket to buy tomato sauce and end up spending $50 on junk food.
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    Never have any money leftover to put into savings.
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    Have waited long enough to realize that bills don't pay for themselves.
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    Spent more than you earn.
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    Never check your bank balance out of fear over what you'll see.
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    Swipe your credit card with your fingers crossed in hopes of it going through.
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    Dodge calls from unknown numbers in case it's collectors.
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    Have smelled the butt on your pants to see if you could wear them again.
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    Have gone to work wearing a swimsuit or bikini bottoms under your pants because you were too lazy to do laundry.
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    Never put your clothes away, and just let them cycle between the washing machine, dryer, bedroom floor, and your body.
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    Or just let them sit in a pile on a chair in your bedroom.
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    Have taken cold showers for months because you're too lazy to call your landlord.
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    Have lost your phone more than once.
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    Have fallen for a pick-up line.
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    Wished you were a cat. They have it so good.
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    Have taken a BuzzFeed quiz instead of doing something productive.

This post was translated from Portuguese.

 
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