Leave dirty dishes in the sink for a few days before washing them.Use disposable glasses when there aren't any more clean ones.Buy fruit just for it to go bad.Have frozen lasagna for lunch. (Like, still frozen.)And eat ramen for dinner.Try to get to bed early every night, but find yourself up at 3 a.m. stalking someone on Instagram.Sleep in an extra five minutes and miss out on breakfast or coffee.And then those five minutes turn into 40 minutes.Are known for arriving late for EVERYTHING.Have gotten sick before because of your bad eating habits.Only go to the doctor when you're practically at death's door.Waste an entire weekend watching Netflix, and promise yourself on Sunday night that you'll never do it again.Pay for a gym membership, but never go.Go to the supermarket to buy tomato sauce and end up spending $50 on junk food.Never have any money leftover to put into savings.Have waited long enough to realize that bills don't pay for themselves.Spent more than you earn.Never check your bank balance out of fear over what you'll see.Swipe your credit card with your fingers crossed in hopes of it going through.Dodge calls from unknown numbers in case it's collectors.Have smelled the butt on your pants to see if you could wear them again.Have gone to work wearing a swimsuit or bikini bottoms under your pants because you were too lazy to do laundry.Never put your clothes away, and just let them cycle between the washing machine, dryer, bedroom floor, and your body.Or just let them sit in a pile on a chair in your bedroom.Have taken cold showers for months because you're too lazy to call your landlord.Have lost your phone more than once.Have fallen for a pick-up line.Wished you were a cat. They have it so good.Have taken a BuzzFeed quiz instead of doing something productive.
This post was translated from Portuguese.