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How Disgusting Are Your Eating Habits?

"Serves two people"? Yeah, right.

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    Eaten a supermarket lasagna that "serves" "two" "people" all by yourself.
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    Become known for eating what's left on your friends' plates.
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    Ever felt sad when your friend who usually just eats a little leaves nothing for you.
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    Eaten an entire pizza yourself.
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    Chosen the "all you can eat" option because it looked more economical.
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    Gone to an all-you-can-eat buffet with the intention of ruining them.
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    Eaten at least two Burger King or McDonald's burgers in a single sitting.
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    Eaten your french fries right at the counter while waiting for the rest of your order to arrive.
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    Ever had dinner twice in one day.
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    Ever felt sad when you lost your appetite because you wanted to eat more.
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    Eaten an entire can of Pringles by yourself.
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    Eaten an entire king-sized candy bar in one go.
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    Eaten an entire tub of ice cream by yourself.
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    Ever thought about dinner during lunch.
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    Eaten a restaurant dish for two people by yourself.
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    Been recognized by the waiters/cashiers at a restaurant you live near.
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    Ever eaten straight from the pan.
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    NEVER left food on your plate.
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    Ever wanted to eat lunch before noon.
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    Eaten lunch before noon.
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    Ever gone to a party ONLY to eat.
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    Gotten pissed when you found out that the party was only going to have "little things to nibble on."
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    Spent 80% of your time at a party next to the food table.
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    Felt hungry even after eating a lot.
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    Been too lazy to cook your ramen and just eaten it raw.
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    Literally drank an entire can of sweetened condensed milk.
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    Gotten pissed when you arrived at a barbecue two hours after it started and there still wasn't any food ready.
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    Stayed glued to the side of the grill in order to have privileged access to the food.
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    Not waited for something to cool off before eating it.
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    Been offended when a friend suggested sharing an order with you that was only meant for one person.
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    Been unable concentrate on the conversation at a restaurant because you kept looking to see if the waiters were bringing your food.
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    Not allowed the waiter to take your plate because you had a little piece left that you were obviously still going to eat.
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    Been utterly horrified when someone said they were "too busy" for lunch and skipped it that day.
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    Felt sad because you offered to share your food out of politeness and they accepted.
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    Thought about taking a picture of your food, but gave up so you could just start eating.
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    Kissed your food, literally.

This post was translated from Portuguese.

 
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