1. These inappropriate corn dog muffins:
2. This poor, unfortunate watermelon cake:
3. This problematic vegan pasta:
4. These unmotivated paleo cinnamon rolls:
5. These doomed mozzarella bites:
6. This rainbow cake that rolled a little too hard:
7. These stained-glass cookies:
8. These bunny blobscuits:
9. These horrifying apple turkeys:
10. This candy corn cookie calamity:
11. These sad cinnamon bun pancakes:
12. This 14-layer caketastrophe:
13. These broken bacon hearts:
14. These Jell-o shots (?) that never quite jelled:
Stop crying and go get the spoons.
15. This rainbow cupcake mistake:
16. This...cake?
17. This salted caramel pretzel meltdown:
18. This attempt at Rice Krispie patriotism:
19. These would-be quinoa pancakes:
20. This rather ineleggant breakfast:
21. This Sour Patch Situation:
22. The peanut butter cup cookies that couldn't:
23. This:
24. This failed fruit roll-up:
25. This almost-ombré cake:
26. This rainbow pasta tragedy:
You brought this upon yourself for trying to make RAINBOW PASTA in the first place.
27. This incredible, edible sinking sponge cake:
28. This microwave cookie fiasco:
29. These overnight oats:
30. This not-so-easy mac:
31. These heartbreaking yogurt-covered strawberries:
32. This rubber-ducky cupcake massacre:
33. This sad bread dachshund:
Woof.