back to top
Food

Do You Eat Your Age?

Research suggests that at least 65% of functional adults secretly have the eating habits of a stoned teenager. Are you the exception to the rule?

Posted on
  1. Correct
    Incorrect
    Don’t care as long as it comes on a bagel.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I'm gonna have to ask my hangover.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Oatmeal with a banana.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Coffee = breakfast.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A smoothie, the more kale the better.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cereal.
  2. Correct
    Incorrect
    It's called Two Buck Chuck.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Wine is a last resort. Vodka works better.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I'm not shelling out more than $10.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    $15 if it's for me, $10 if it's for a party.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    $15 if it's for me, $20 if it's for a party.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    $25 or more, ain't no thing.
  3. Correct
    Incorrect
    Only complaint is how much room it's constantly taking up in my fridge.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    ICK. GROSS. STOP.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Where did it come from? What happened to spinach?
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Depends. Can you smoke it?
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Good, because I know it's good for me.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I love it deeply. I've never felt this way about a leaf before.
  4. Correct
    Incorrect
    Brush it off and eat it.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Throw it out.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Feel deeply sad about it.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Eat it as is. Dirt is healthy.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Leave it for someone else to deal with.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Whistle for your dog to come eat it.
  5. Correct
    Incorrect
    Alert the authorities.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Politely decline because you're trying to eat healthy.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Politely decline because you have dinner plans.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Establish their motives, then eat it.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Eat first, ask questions later.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    PIZZA?!?!!?? YAAAAAAASSSS.
  6. Correct
    Incorrect
    An earthy glass of red or a white with strong minerality.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Officer, I swear someone else filled my Big Gulp with vodka.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bourbon. Bourbon for life.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    SHOTS ON ME, EVERYONE.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Whatever the cheapest beer is.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A nice cocktail (but not TOO nice, I have a budget).
  7. Correct
    Incorrect
    Well, I can always chew a TUMs.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Maybe just one bite.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    If it's late and I'm drunk, sure.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I have a local favorite.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    GIVE IT TO ME.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Not so sure about that. What exactly is on it?
  8. Correct
    Incorrect
    Undiscovered, amazing, and stay that way.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The cheaper the better.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    As long as they have pizza or pasta, I'm happy.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cool enough to Instagram-brag about.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Take reservations and be quiet enough that I can actually hear what you're saying.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Preferably not more than 5 blocks from my home.
  9. Correct
    Incorrect
    Today.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A few days ago.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Last week.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Last month.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Last year?
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I have no idea.
  10. Correct
    Incorrect
    Meh. I'd rather have real food.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Awesome for about 15 minutes, then slightly ill.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Safe. Loved. Deeply happy.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prettay, prettay good.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    REALLY FUCKING GREAT.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A hell of a lot better than the sucker who's eating them.
  11. Correct
    Incorrect
    Extremely over it. Was never into it.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cro-what?
    Correct
    Incorrect
    OoooOOoooh, gimme, I want.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I'll eat six of them if you bring them to me.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Meh?
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I've never loved a pastry this way before.
  12. Correct
    Incorrect
    I make blueberry pancakes and no one appreciates it.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bottomless mimosas mandatory.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I wake up and eat the first thing that comes near my face.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Some combination of eggs, avocados, and toast.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A beautiful moment between me and my favorite bagel shop.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fine for people who don't appreciate sleep enough.

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.