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    26 Alleged "Pizzas" That Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

    In order of escalating insanity.

    26. Cauliflower Crust "Pizza"

    25. Polenta Crust "Pizza"

    24. Matzoh "Pizza"

    23. Quinoa Crust "Pizza"

    22. Portobello Mushroom "Pizza"

    21. Zucchini Crust "Pizza"

    20. Low-Carb Flax Crust "Pizza"

    19. Shredded Potato Crust "Pizza"

    18. Cauliflower, Carrot, *and* Kale Crust "Pizza"

    17. Broccoli Crust "Pizza"

    16. Eggplant "Pizza"

    15. Ground Beef Crust "Pizza"

    14. Crustless "Pizza"

    13. Spaghetti Squash Crust "Pizza"

    12. "Pizza" Zucchini Boats

    11. Grilled Zucchini "Pizza"

    10. Carrot Crust "Pizza"

    9. Butternut Squash "Pizza"

    8. Wild Rice Crust "Pizza"

    7. Ground Pork Crust "Pizza"

    6. Spaghetti Squash "Pizza"

    5. Sweet Potato and Banana "Pizza" On Almond and Wheat Germ Crust

    4. Kale Crust "Pizza"

    3. Tempeh "Pizza Chips"

    2. Tiny Tofu "Pizzas"

    1. Plantain "Pizza"