Food·Posted on Nov 29, 201222 Flavored Liquors That Will Make You AngryThere is no possible reason for these to exist.by Rachel SandersBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Electricity-Flavored Vodka s3-ak.buzzfeed.com Thanks but I think maybe I'll go stick my tongue in an outlet instead. 2. Tequila-Flavored Rum southernwine.com No I will not taste the smooth. 3. "Iced Cake" Vodka luxeinacity.com 4. Wasabi-Flavored Vodka oddkavodka.com Man, and here I thought the unnecessary wasabi craze had ended with mashed potatoes. 5. "Grape Twisted" Gin seagramsginlive.com 6. PB&J-Flavored Vodka fbworld.com 7. "Fluffed Marshmallow" Vodka happyhourmagonline.com 8. Bubble Gum-Flavored Vodka liquorlockerla.com 9. "Torched Cherry" Rum mikeheavers.com Which Bacardi executive walked into the room and was like "I GOT IT GUYS, let's throw some creepy succulents and burned fruit in there and call it a day"? 10. Froot Loops-Flavored Vodka blog.friendseat.com Estimates suggest that Three Olives is responsible for 73% of all inexcusable vodka flavors currently in production. 11. Purple-Flavored Vodka wisdrinker.blogspot.com PURPLE IS NOT AND WILL NEVER BE A FLAVOR 12. Cupcake-Flavored Vodka girlyobsessions.com Equally unacceptable in all 6 available flavors, including "Verry Berry" and "Chiffon." 13. Donut-Flavored Vodka uncrate.com No self-respecting donut would want anything to do with this. 14. East Asian-Flavored Gin Flickr: paskproductions It's not that I wouldn't drink lemongrass-infused Bombay Sapphire, it's that everything about the branding effort here seems really culturally reductive and uncomfortable. 15. Popcorn-Flavored Vodka foodbeast.com 16. "Wolf Berry" Rum cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com Don't know what a wolfberry is but I really hope it induces this kind of behavior. 17. Pumpkin Pie-Flavored Vodka wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net 18. "Chocolate Razberi" Vodka stoli.com 19. Wedding Cake-Flavored Vodka drinkhacker.com Do not agree to marry anyone who serves you this. 20. Swedish Fish-Flavored Vodka drinkhacker.com 21. "Spiced Root Beer" Vodka drinkhacker.com Guess the regular root beer wasn't spicy enough. 22. Black Cherry-Flavored Whiskey bourbonblog.com In the immortal words of Jason Kessler, "My favorite flavor of whiskey is whiskey."