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22 Flavored Liquors That Will Make You Angry

There is no possible reason for these to exist.

1. Electricity-Flavored Vodka

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Thanks but I think maybe I'll go stick my tongue in an outlet instead.

2. Tequila-Flavored Rum

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No I will not taste the smooth.

3. "Iced Cake" Vodka

4. Wasabi-Flavored Vodka

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Man, and here I thought the unnecessary wasabi craze had ended with mashed potatoes.

5. "Grape Twisted" Gin

6. PB&J-Flavored Vodka

7. "Fluffed Marshmallow" Vodka

8. Bubble Gum-Flavored Vodka

9. "Torched Cherry" Rum

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Which Bacardi executive walked into the room and was like "I GOT IT GUYS, let's throw some creepy succulents and burned fruit in there and call it a day"?

10. Froot Loops-Flavored Vodka

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Estimates suggest that Three Olives is responsible for 73% of all inexcusable vodka flavors currently in production.

11. Purple-Flavored Vodka

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PURPLE IS NOT AND WILL NEVER BE A FLAVOR

12. Cupcake-Flavored Vodka

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Equally unacceptable in all 6 available flavors, including "Verry Berry" and "Chiffon."

13. Donut-Flavored Vodka

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No self-respecting donut would want anything to do with this.

14. East Asian-Flavored Gin

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It's not that I wouldn't drink lemongrass-infused Bombay Sapphire, it's that everything about the branding effort here seems really culturally reductive and uncomfortable.

15. Popcorn-Flavored Vodka

16. "Wolf Berry" Rum

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Don't know what a wolfberry is but I really hope it induces this kind of behavior.

17. Pumpkin Pie-Flavored Vodka

18. "Chocolate Razberi" Vodka

19. Wedding Cake-Flavored Vodka

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Do not agree to marry anyone who serves you this.

20. Swedish Fish-Flavored Vodka

21. "Spiced Root Beer" Vodka

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Guess the regular root beer wasn't spicy enough.

22. Black Cherry-Flavored Whiskey

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In the immortal words of Jason Kessler, "My favorite flavor of whiskey is whiskey."