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Men: Sexual consent is confusing sometimes Women: I've apologized to a cardboard cutout after bumping into it
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I like walking around with hot coffee because it’s delicious and a great easy-to-deploy defensive weapon
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Carrie Fisher continuing to scorch sexual predators from beyond the grave is my 2017 Mood 🖕🏻
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LISTEN: if you know a woman, make her some pasta. Just pick a woman and be like, "Hey, do you want some pasta bc you had to live this week?"
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I don’t even want to talk to a dude this week until he punches 3 rapists and tells his worst buddy to stop calling girls “crazy.”
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*Woman carries heavy pile through office* Man: Can I take anything off your hands? Woman: My lapto- *Man swipes list of ideas off top, runs*
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@Nicole_Cliffe None of them has ever had a cold without making it someone else's problem. Not a single one.
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@Nicole_Cliffe No man on earth understands the difference between a kitchen hand towel and a guest bathroom hand towel
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Exclusive footage of women trying to get men to clear the lowest possible bar
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i was chillin at my desk eating some soup and then i remembered some dude tried to mansplain soup to me the other day so now it's ruined
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Me: I used to get joy from twitter but now it makes me upset. Therapist: what if you just didn’t use it anymore? Me: not sure I understand
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Woody Allen: As the father of a daughter who I married so that my granddaughters could also be me daughters, I ultra-care about feminism
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I do feel bad for men with all the witch hunt stuff going on. Imagine being unsure if you could trust members of th… https://t.co/uHvrT2Cwl5
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Ah yes, the famous Salem Powerful Men trials, truly a stain on our history https://t.co/Fh7PBxTG4J
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Women: This man is bad Men: You’re overreacting Women: Here’s proof Men: Why didn’t you tell us earlier, this is your fault
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men just discovered consequences and they are terrified
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"why are u so miserable all the time" first of all, why are u not