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Guy at work just asked me for my twitter handle. I cut his break fluid line on his car. Now we wait
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When your boss asks you to do work at work
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I'm going to smear copier toner on my face like war paint, so people at work know just how serious I am about the job.
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When you leave work thinking it's Friday but it's actually Thursday
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When you leave a meeting at work that could have been an email
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I think my boss has figured out that itâs me whoâs writing all the sticky notes posted in my cube that say âGreat job!â
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Manager: "you can leave work ear-" Me:
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Coworker: "I didn't get the day off that I requested & I really need someone to take this shift" Me: "Mmmm, damn."
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Coworker walks up to my desk.. Opens my filing cabinet.. Sees that the only thing in it is an industrial sized jar of peanut butter.. Leaves
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Coworker: So when you gonna hit the club with us after work? Me:
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Coworker: you remind me of someone from the Addams Family.... Me: Morticia? Coworker: yes ! Always in black, pale, wanting to die
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When you have to go to work..
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Me: *pours bleach into a cup* haha dare me to drink this? My coworker: what no wtf Me: * drinking*oh my god I can't believe ur making me d
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Me looking @ my boss while I wait for the OK to go home
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So I just give this to my boss and that's it? is that how this works???
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I feel like the majority of this summer has been me sitting at home waiting to go to work and me sitting at work waiting to come home
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