1. Bonez @T_Bonezzz_ Guy at work just asked me for my twitter handle. I cut his break fluid line on his car. Now we wait 04:31 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Don Snow @Thirst_D When your boss asks you to do work at work 02:19 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jessica Prime @FaerieGlamour I'm going to smear copier toner on my face like war paint, so people at work know just how serious I am about the job. 08:39 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Complex @ComplexMag When you leave work thinking it's Friday but it's actually Thursday 11:07 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Daniel Martinez @zenitramleinad When you leave a meeting at work that could have been an email 11:25 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Kent Graham @KentWGraham I think my boss has figured out that itâs me whoâs writing all the sticky notes posted in my cube that say âGreat job!â 10:50 AM - 24 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. kieron @kc_graham Manager: "you can leave work ear-" Me: 09:12 PM - 27 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. FREDDY @FreddyAmazin Coworker: "I didn't get the day off that I requested & I really need someone to take this shift" Me: "Mmmm, damn." 11:29 PM - 26 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Billy Ripple @billyripple Coworker walks up to my desk.. Opens my filing cabinet.. Sees that the only thing in it is an industrial sized jar of peanut butter.. Leaves 11:04 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. HOOD SPURGEON @hoodspurgeon Coworker: So when you gonna hit the club with us after work? Me: 10:14 PM - 25 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. vagabond @feistyvagabond Coworker: you remind me of someone from the Addams Family.... Me: Morticia? Coworker: yes ! Always in black, pale, wanting to die 09:27 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Br&New1997DodgeNeon @K_Dillla When you have to go to work.. 08:22 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. darkmatsu @greenteasage Me: *pours bleach into a cup* haha dare me to drink this? My coworker: what no wtf Me: * drinking*oh my god I can't believe ur making me d 02:58 AM - 23 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ang @Angiee_Avacadoo Me looking @ my boss while I wait for the OK to go home 10:42 PM - 25 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. bbynewport @newport3hunna So I just give this to my boss and that's it? is that how this works??? 07:22 PM - 25 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Davita @DevyDooski22 I feel like the majority of this summer has been me sitting at home waiting to go to work and me sitting at work waiting to come home 09:12 PM - 26 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 19. Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!