rachelmw3

Oh boy do I have a fun one. So I was talking to this guy for a little bit and it ended up not panning out. I think you’ll be able to see why in a sec here ??

When you go out an party keep track of your damn drinks and always have Powerade on hand just in case

On Tiny House Hunters when couples or large families try to downsize to a tiny house and their first thoughts are, "wow this is really small. I don't like that it's so small." NO SHIT ITS SMALL! It's a fucking TINY house wtf did you expect? The best is when people try to get their… Read More

Along with being the weird one, I'm also one of the more extraverted people in the group. Basically I'm the reason we do new and fun things like joining an aerialist club or rushing for an honors frat (I'm also a pretty good wing woman for my shy lesbian friend ?). It also means I'm… Read More

My n's and m's look really weird apparently. I write them almost like you would in cursive but not quite and it throws people off. I've been told my n's look like u's

I knew that losing my vCard was going to hurt but omfg I didn't know it was going to feel ten times worse than period cramps (I usually compare my cramps to some one performing surgery on my uterus with rusty steak knives). It was 45 minutes of me just screaming in agony as he tried… Read More

If choir class taught me anything, it's drop the jaw and open the throat. Strangely enough, it can be applied to blow jobs as well. You have to relax your throat almost like you're yawning into it. I also go a bit more slowly at first so that way I don't trigger my gag reflex.

I once got angry this guy wasn't giving me enough attention, so I took his phone and took selfies for 20 minutes straight. He wasn't happy about having to go through and delete over 4000 selfies, but hey at least it did the job.

Wait until y'all meet MY mom. Ugh

Losing your shit because you realize your sister snuck into your room while you were out and borrowed the pair of skinny jeans you were going to wear the following morning.