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    33 Things You Can Get At Walmart That’ll Make You As Happy As Their Smiley Face Sticker

    Not to be dramatic, but I would die for that smiley face sticker.

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    1. A throw blanket with beautiful, tufty pom-poms that will turn you into the cheerleader of nap time.


    Price: $17.50 (available in four colors)

    2. An oversized tote bag for carrying all of your most precious belongings, aka your wallet and literally 50 different kinds of lip balm.


    Price: $22 (available in two colors)

    3. A pair of Bluetooth noise-cancelling headphones so you can block out the haters and just keep dancing 24/7 to "Thank U, Next" for the forth month in a row.


    Promising review: "So happy I bought these! I love the color, and they're so easy to sync to bluetooth! My daughter also uses them while mowing and because of the soft cushion around the ears, most of the motor noise is blocked out. They are really, really, comfortable and adjustable. Great sound! Love them!!" —Happyshopper

    Price: $38.99 (available in seven colors)

    4. A dinosaur Lego set with a T-Rex, Triceratops, and Pterodactyl to bring out the inner "RAWR XD" you've been stifling since your MySpace days.


    Price: $12

    5. A mid-century modern credenza, because if you're a 20- or 30-something who still feels like you're caught between adolescence and adulthood, owning a credenza will DEF push you over to the chill adult side.


    Price: $185 (available in three colors)

    6. A table tennis set so you can totally own your friends at the Best Home Sport anytime you want.


    Promising review: "We love this table. It took about 2 1/2 hours to assemble and the instructions were very clear. This table folds up easily and we love that the paddle and ball holders stay in place even when folded. It's sturdy and seems durable, which is good for our three teenage boys. I would definitely recommend this table." —ChefTyl

    Price: $197

    7. A soft velvet throw pillow to rest your head on at the end of a long day. It's hard work being this elegant.


    Price: $12.60 (available in four colors)

    8. Ticket to Ride, a strategy board game that has players compete to forge train routes between major American cities using guile and guts! I love this game so much my partner says I have "Train Fever."


    Players draw route cards to establish their goals for the game and train cards to complete those routes. Points are given *both* for completing routes and for doing so using the longest stretches of track possible, so budget your train cars wisely!

    Price: $38.99

    9. A nine-piece NutriBullet set so you can make yourself delicious, healthy smoothies quickly and easily. Ya gotta fuel to win!


    I have a NutriBullet and really love it! The set includes the base, an extractor blade, a 32-oz cup, a 24-oz cup, two lip rings, a to-go lid, a user manual and cookbook, and a pocket nutrition guide.

    Price: $79

    10. An adorable galaxy duffel bag for transporting all of your gym clothes that smell *out of this world* bad.


    Price: $16.99

    11. A painfully cool gold lamp that will make your living room look like the inside of a swanky hotel.


    Price: $29.93

    12. Some vinyl records to give your collection some new life. I recommend Lana Del Rey, Beyoncé, Bon Iver, and Alanis Morissette.


    Prices: Born to Die for $16.89, Lemonade for $15.91, 22, A Million for $14.32, and Jagged Little Pill for $22.18

    13. A pair of everyday block heels for taking your office style to new heights* (*one inch above the normal height).


    Price: $14.82 (available in sizes 6–11)

    14. A ruffle sheet set by The Pioneer Woman. She makes the best chocolate cake and the cutest sheets. What CAN'T Ree Drummond do?!


    The set comes with a flat sheet, a fitted sheet, and two pillow cases (except for the twin size, which comes with one).

    Price: $44.88+ (available in sizes twin–California king)

    15. A Himalayan pink salt lamp to give any room in your home a nice, warm glow. Ahhhh I feel more relaxed already.


    Price: $16.92 (originally $20.50)

    16. A set of premium Prismacolor colored pencils for flexing your creative muscles for the first time in a while. It's a stressful time to be a person, and coloring can honestly help.


    This set comes with a free pencil sharpener. Score!

    Price: $34.99

    17. A handsome electric kettle that will make quick work of heating up water for tea, coffee, oatmeal, anything! And it'll look gorgeous on your counter to boot.


    Price: $26.95

    18. A 32-inch Roku smart TV so you can watch, compare, and contrast both Fyre Fest documentaries on an actual TV and not your cracked laptop screen.


    Price: $129.99 (originally $199.99)

    19. A multipack of 11 face masks you can keep for your own personal spa nights *or* distribute amongst your friends like a true saint.


    Price: $18.99

    20. A bathtub caddy for making the best part of your self care routine even better. I can now sit in the tub while watching old episodes of America's Next Top Model with a glass of wine? Ok, I'm never leaving, sorry!


    Price: $42.97 (available in four finishes)

    21. Fog of Love, a two-player role-playing board game that replicates a unique romantic comedy. Players meet, fall in love, and attempt to make a roller-coaster ride of a relationship work. LMAO NOTHING LIKE REAL LIFE. 🙃


    The game comes with a comprehensive tutorial to play through so you can easily learn the ins and outs of the rule book before being turned loose.

    Price: $35 (originally $49.97, also available in same-sex versions)

    22. An insulated marble water bottle so you can cut down on your plastic bottle use while staying hydrated *and* accessorized.


    Price: $9.94 (available in five colors)

    23. A gold bar cart for luxuriously serving your guests the finest hooch at all of your occasions. I promise they'll be impressed with anything from this cart...yes, even $3 wine.


    Price: $67.99 (originally $129.00)

    24. A fun read to give you a good laugh away from your screens for a second. I recommend The People We Hate at the Wedding by Grant Ginder.


    Price: $7.49

    25. A chic velvet sofa that'll be the *ultimate* accent piece. I'm honestly a little worried that this couch has more personality than me.


    Price: $229.98 (available in five colors)

    26. A Remington curling wand for finessing hair into beachy waves without the scary red-hot-clip-thing on a traditional curling iron. You also get *seamless* curls with no lines normally left by the evil clip. Long story short, it's an upgrade.


    Promising review: " I have very thick hair and for years the only styling I could do was to just flat iron it straight, but now I can curl it! I love this wand! It's so easy to use. I wish I'd gotten one sooner. It's perfect for a beginner like myself!" —Pumpkinoodle

    Prices: $24.92 for a 1.5 inch wand and $24.92 for a .5 inch wand

    Learn more about the Remington wand's glory in This Curling Wand Will Give You Perfect Waves Even If You Suck At Doing Hair.

    27. A delicate rose gold and white opal necklace that will make any outfit a little more sophisticated. Yes, even sweats, I hereby declare it.


    Price: $22.99

    28. A shaggy geometric rug to keep your feet oh-so-cozy when you get out of bed in the winter. You're welcome, feet!


    Promising review: "The size was perfect for my daughter's dorm room! The rug is thick and fluffy and really added a home-like feel to the room. Great neutral colors!" —Shoppingmom

    Price: $18.05+ (available in 9 colors and 22 sizes)

    29. A ball launcher so your pet can live their best life playing fetch — and you can live your best life passively watching.


    The launcher throws mini tennis balls 10–13 feet and comes with three balls. With both AC adapter and battery options, it can be used indoors or outside!

    Price: $115

    30. A leopard print envelope clutch perfect for going out. Now you can let everyone at the club know you're a party animal without getting up on the tables again.


    Price: $22.80

    31. Some Neutrogena makeup remover towelettes to make taking your full face off at the end of the night easy as can be. Removing makeup before bed is the key to happiness, I'm convinced.


    Price: $8.97 for a two-pack

    32. A Timex watch with a white leather band so when people ask you what time it is, you can actually tell them instead of saying "IT'S BALLER TIME" like usual.


    Price: $20.20

    33. A splurge-worthy Dyson cordless stick vacuum. I know you don't believe that cleaning could make you happy, but TRUST ME — once you pick up this lightweight, easy-to-maneuver vacuum, you will fully get it.


    It can also be used as a handheld vacuum!

    Price: $379.99

    My best guess as to what the Walmart smiley face sticker would dance like:

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    The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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