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1.Nano Towels made with a special dirt-, liquid-, and dust-trapping fabric that'll leave surfaces glistening with JUST WATER. Remind me why you've been spending money on (and forcing yourself to smell the harsh chemicals of) regular cleaning products all this time???
2.The TubShroom, a possibly magical drain protector that over 12,000 (!!!!!!!) reviewers swear by for making the process of cleaning their drain as easy and un-gag-worthy as possible.
4.A chic necklace that goes with everything and cleverly doubles as a bobby pin storage case, so you'll never be without one in a pinch.
5.Adjustable bed sheet fasteners so you can finally get your fitted sheet to CHILL. If it were up to you, you'd stay on your bed 24/7. So why is your sheet always trying to escape?????
6.The Satisfyer Pro 2, an amazing waterproof sex toy that stimulates your clit without actually touching it — it uses air pulses to give the feeling of suction. You'll be (big) O so happy it ~came~ into your life.
7.A clean/dirty dishwasher magnet that's so simple yet game-changing. It might even save you from spending your life in prison after straight up murdering your roomate for throwing their icky cereal bowl in with the dishes you JUST. FREAKING. WASHED.
8.A sleek toilet paper holder with a handy basket for storing your phone, a book, wipes, or whatever your on-the-John must haves are. Now if we could just get one of these installed in every public bathroom where I've wanted to check my email but not put my phone on a germy surface, please and thank you.
9.A pair of silicone oven grips, which can double as lids for whatever you've got cooking. In other words, they're the solution to the two biggest clumsy cook problems — burns and messes — all rolled into one.
10.Super effective pimple patches to suck all of the gunk out of even the most stubborn zits and have your skin looking big-event-ready in no time.
11.A genius soap-saving dish so your bars will last way longer and you won't ever have to touch that icky, half-dissolved soap gunk ever again. *Shudders*
12.A simply brilliant bracelet fastening tool that allows you to hold one end of your bauble steady instead of trying to contort your hands into unnatural positions just to put on your damn jewelry.
13.Or a magnet clasp you can clip onto most necklaces or bracelets to make fastening them a snap from now on. Basically, I'm just trying to save you from having to deal with a lobster clasp ever again, because life's too short, amirite?!?
14.A set of kitchen tools that all work double (or sometimes triple) duty and will put your basic spoons and spatulas to shame.
17.An easy breezy eyeliner stamp ready to give you wings — without letting your pursuit of perfect eyeliner make you late for work (again).
18.Breathable charcoal-infused sheets that resist odors and reduce microbial growth, which means you don't have to wash them as often. I don't care what you claim your New Year's resolution was — weren't you hoping to do less laundry in 2019?
19.An adhesive pen loop so you never have to endure the heartbreak of losing your favorite writing utensil ever again.
20.PETure Perfect, an amazing subscription service that'll send you something with a personalized photo or illustration of your pup or kitty each month. Seriously, how have you endured hundreds of months of being alive without these boxes of joy to light up your life?
21.A multifunction avocado tool you can use as a slicer, de-pitter, and scooper and that no self-respecting millennial should be without.
22.A positively revolutionary car dipping sauce holder to help you finally ketchup to those seemingly magical human beings who can eat lunch in their car without ending up with BBQ sauce all down their front.
23.An amazing peel-off nail polish barrier sure to change the way you do your nails. As in, you may never go to a salon again, but your mani will be so perfect everyone will think you did.
24.An incredible shed-reducing brush that will make you wonder how it's possible your pet has had So. Much. Fur. all this dang time.
25.A squee-worthy heating/cooling pad in the shape of a llama to keep your cramps from causing drama.
26.A battery-powered fabric defuzzer ready to swoop in like a superhero to rescue that beloved sweater you were sure was past saving.
27.A badass vegan leather jacket to take every single outfit from 0 to 100 with basically no effort. It's a staple everyone should have in their wardrobe, IMHO.
28.A roomy scarf and belt hanger for anyone who tried to KonMari their closets and realized every last one of their accessories sparks joy. Good news — you actually DO have space for them!
29.A zipper repair kit that'll make you wonder why you wasted more time cursing a stuck or broken zipper than it would take for you to just replace it yourself with this.
30.And finally, a corgi butt mouse pad, because come on, how have you seriously gone your whole computer-using life without this wonderfully thicc lad???
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