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    The 25 Funniest Quotes From The "Twilight" Movies

    Hold on tight, spider monkeys.

    The Twilight movies — aka the five films adapted from Stephenie Meyer's ultra-famous vampire romance series — are not exactly meant to be funny.

    They're actually overwrought, dramatic, and suuuuper angsty! (Especially when you watch them 10-plus years later.)

    There's so much hokey dialogue! So, in honor of having a good Twilight-related laugh, let's list some quotes out, shall we?

    1. "You better hold on tight, spider monkey."

    Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart

    2. "You're like my own personal brand of heroin."

    Kristen Stewart, twilight

    3. "This is the skin of a killer, Bella."

    Robert Pattinson, Twilight

    4. "You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!"

    Kristen Stewart, Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2

    5. "Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?"

    Jacob, Twilight

    6. "I guess the wolf’s out of the bag."

    Twilight New Moon

    7. "Stop trying to take your clothes off. It might be too late for my soul, but I will protect yours."

    Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Twilight Eclipse

    8. "Aren’t people from Arizona supposed to be like, really tan?"

    9. "Doesn't he own a shirt?"

    10. "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…"

    11. "Say it. Out loud. SAY IT."

    Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Twilight

    12. [Bella, about Edward] "About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him — and I didn't know how dominant that part may be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

    Kristen Stewart

    13. "Every second that I'm with you is about restraint...and you're too fragile."

    Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson

    14. "I'm exactly right for you Bella. It would be as easy as breathing with me."

    Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner

    15. "You know, Jacob, if we weren't natural enemies, and you weren't trying to steal my reason for existing, I might actually like you."

    Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner

    16. "You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke."

    Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson

    17. [Jasper, voting to change Bella into a vampire]: "I vote yes. It would be nice not to want to kill you all the time."

    Jackson Rathbone

    18. "You can't trust vampires... Trust me."

    19. [Bella, after turning into a vampire]: "I can see what everyone's been talking about. Jake, you really do stink."

    Kristen Stewart

    20. [Edward, to a newly turned Bella]: "We're the same temperature now."

    Robert Pattinson

    21. Alice: "The fetus isn't good for Bella!"

    Kristen Stewart

    22. "So, this party. Will there be strippers?"

    Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson

    23. Charlie Swan: "Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I'm a cop. I know things. Like how to hunt somebody to the ends of the earth. And I know how to use a gun."

    Kristen Stewart, Billy Burke

    24. Jessica: "So, you think Bella's gonna be showing?" Angela: "Jess, she is not pregnant!" Jessica: "OK. Who else gets married at 18??"

    Anna Kendrick, Christian Serratos

    25. "Bella, I hope you've gotten enough sleep these last 18 years. Because you won't be getting anymore for a while!"

    Kellan Lutz

    Did we forget any? What are your favorite funny quotes from the Twilight movies?