The glow from my iPad illuminates the Doritos residue on my fingertips as I sit crouched in a dark corner, and, like most graduating college students, desperately trying to figure out my post-college life. But rather than sitting at a grungy library table, studying for an exam, I'm sitting in an Air BnB in Lisbon, Portugal because a Buzzfeed quiz told me to live here.
"I'll be over in 10 minutes." Your parents, big crush or worse, your big crush's parents are about to set foot into your wrapper-littered, underwear-covered apartment. It's game time. Here are quick fix excuses to cover up your mess.