Plus the most cringe-worthy metaphors from R. Kelly's new album, 5 books to buy for booze lovers, and a cute obituary for the ugliest dog ever.
Because just sitting on a shelf is so 2012.
The O.C. was like the stepping stone to so many other, (not as good) teen soap operas.
It is a straight up TRAVESTY that these two didn't end up together. They were perfect. PERFECT.
An ode to the dogs who made us feel better about ourselves this year.
So...where can I book my appointment?
If there's one thing we all learned in 2013, it's that getting that perfect picture is much more important than running in to help.
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-la-di-da, la la. Or something like that.
Might as well just leave your oven on all month.
Oxford Dictionaries dubbed "selfie" the official word of 2013. Here are the brave photos that made the selfie dream a poignant reality.
He says he likes to wear white women as a sign of "status and power."
A quick search of Twitter reveals some grim realities.
When "teacher" = mentor, friend, and partner in crime.
It's hard being right all the time.
Another year. Another shitty choice.