Plus the most cringe-worthy metaphors from R. Kelly's new album, 5 books to buy for booze lovers, and a cute obituary for the ugliest dog ever.
Because just sitting on a shelf is so 2012.
The O.C. was like the stepping stone to so many other, (not as good) teen soap operas.
It is a straight up TRAVESTY that these two didn't end up together. They were perfect. PERFECT.
An ode to the dogs who made us feel better about ourselves this year.
So...where can I book my appointment?
If there's one thing we all learned in 2013, it's that getting that perfect picture is much more important than running in to help.
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-la-di-da, la la. Or something like that.
Might as well just leave your oven on all month.
He says he likes to wear white women as a sign of "status and power."
A quick search of Twitter reveals some grim realities.
When "teacher" = mentor, friend, and partner in crime.
It's hard being right all the time.
10 Things Ryan Gosling Did In 2013 That Are 5 Billion Times More Interesting/Hotter Than Adam Levine’s Entire Life
Another year. Another shitty choice.